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Saints Row 2 - Secrets & Everything Else FAQ
by Onica

                                                                     About This

  You are looking at version 1.1 of this FAQ.

  This is NOT a list of where to find what are called "Secret Locations" in
  the game. This FAQ includes:

     Glitches, Oddities, Tips, Videos, Images, Maps, Information, Etc.

  It is only here to entertain you and give you some other things to do
  while playing this game.

  This FAQ was created from the infamous "My Little Bits" topic I logged
  while playing this game for about 500 hours. I used the XBOX 360 version,
  but I'm sure all of this is the same on each platform.

  This was written before the first DLC package was released.

  The tips in this FAQ do not contain any storyline spoilers.

  I have intentionally left out several popular secrets so new players can
  still experience those big surprises we all enjoyed stumbling upon so much.

  - Removed a duplicate "error" from the Contents section.
  - Fixed the URL for the Bruce Campbell character image sample.
  - Updated Maps URL.


  You may use all of the information in this FAQ in any way you want.
  Please give me credit (as "Onica") for it if you do.
  Everything here is backed up by images or video. You may use the associate
  images in any way you wish. You may not use the videos without prior
  permission from me. (See Credits section for contact information.)


  Several friendly people have added their own tips to my topics. If you still
  want more, visit one of them and browse to find out more interesting things,
  get more tips, and feel free to add your own to the lists.
  The official topic is at:
  (Sorry about the link above. You'll have to copy/paste it and put it
   together yourself because the width of FAQs is limited.)
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      Your words of encouragement, your tips, and help were all appreciated.
          Thank you very much.


  I did not include information from anyone besides myself in this FAQ.

  Everything - Onica
       Saints Videos

  In addition to what's in this FAQ there are over 30 more bits at:

  Extras include: A light that changes color at night, ATM machines that can
    net you $200 a hit, various graphic errors, vanishing graffiti, climbable
    invisible walls, a brick yard, basketball court locations, and I finally
    figured out how to make the Red Light crib's door transparent every time.
    Also documented are locations for fire breathers, steel drummers,
    photographer, tai chi, weight lifting, and granny upskirts.

                                                              Similar Interests

Scavenger Hunt
  Though I'm no longer hosting it as a public game, I created an image bank
  of 100 photos I took across Stilwater. Some of them are pretty easy to
  find, while others will challenge your sanity. If you're into the hunt:

Other Games
  Since you're an SR2 fan you may like to know that I also made
  glitch/oddity lists/topics for:
    GTA San Andreas
    GTA IV


[SEC01]  Errors
             Backpack Logo Error
             No Post
             Stop That Train!
             Another Derailed Train Location
             Misplaced Objects
             Another Poorly Placed Interstate Sign
             Lator Gator

[SEC02]  Map / GPS Errors

[SEC03]  Fun To Find
             Best View Of Car Interiors
             Quick Bits
             More Quick Bits
             Lost Island
             Butterfly Tree
             Another Butterfly Tree
             Butterfly Trees Map
             Smart Butterflies
             Airport Zombies
             Pirate Skeleton on Beach Chair
             Mystery Trailer Trash
             Upside Down Painting
             Sideways Paintings
             No Paintings?
             Only One Headlight
             Gettin Shafted
             Suicide Businessmen
             Falling Pilots
             Be A Photographer
             UFO Into The Ultor Tower
             Come In Major Tom!
             Car On Top Of Dumpster
             Oddest Place For Music
             That Doesn't Look Comfortable
             The News At Six
             No Feet

[SEC04]  Almost Useless
             Skyline Schedule
             Moon Path and Times
             Nitpicking Crib Details
             What Rail?
             Backwards Bench Force Field
             Women's Outfits
             Back Out!
             Standing on Floating Dead People
             Misaligned Lines
             That Sun Doesn't Work
             Sprint Meter - Everything
             Sit On This Bench
             Hardly Worth Mentioning
             Rain Is A Cylinder
             Come On Justin, We Gotta Get Back To Work
             Look Ma, No Wheels... or doors, or..
             Three Ronin Tetsuo Designs
             Drive-up homie is down!
             Misaligned Shadows
             Car Stuck Under Crane
             Match Made In Heaven
             Stuck Again
             Something Special

[SEC05]  Glitching
             Road Replaced By Water
             People Walking Under Water
             How To Hold Your Water
             Sideways Elevator
             People In The Ground
             Inside Bridge Foundation
             Through The Roof
             Ocean Farming
             The Astonishing Invisible Lady
             Bikes Standing on End
             Skipping Me Across Water
             Heli Stuck In Building Upside Down
             Raining Inside Buildings
             No Traffic Parking Lot
             Dead Bodies Underground
             Square Lamp Shadow
             Another Square Lamp Shadow
             Glitches and Funny Things
             A Few More Glitches and Funny Things
             Jumping Bridge
             Blown Into Blue Hell
             Drivable Cars Without Wheels
             Floating Guns Firing At Me!
             Rotating Bear Wheels
             Motorcycle Stuck On Wall
             Climbable Missing Fence / Pimp War!
             Trees Don't Reflect
             Floating Tetsuo Logo
             He Only Has Two Balls
             More Flame That I Know What To Do With
             What The Shadow?
             Floating Kneekappers
             Stuck In Wall
             That Doesn't Fit
             Ruckus Reversion
             That's It, Folks!
             Motion Triggered Lights

[SEC06]  Tips
             Move B, Get Out The Way
             Easy Money Early
             Infinite Weapons
             Max Highest Police Notoriety Duration
             No Hassle Tagging / Get Out Of Jail Free Card
             Wishin I Was Living Like A Hitman
             4-Wheeling Mall Cop Chase
             Grab That Traffic Sign
             Get 3 Homies Early
             Female Homies
             Back Alley Shortcut
             Hidden Music Stations
             Super Easy 3 Gold on 2-Wheels
             Unlimited Stat: Vehicles Destroyed
             Empty The Streets, This Is My Parade!
             Hold That Thought

[SEC07]  Pedestrians - Scripted / Performing

[SEC08]  Maps
[SEC09]  Improvised Melee Weapons
[SEC10]  Buying Vehicles
[SEC11]  Helicopters

[SEC12]  Blue Hell

[SEC13]  Character Creation - Agent 47
[SEC14]  Character Creation - Bruce Campbell (Evil Dead 2)

[SEC15]  Fun Things To Do When Bored?

[SEC01]                                                                  Errors

Backpack Logo Error
Go to Sloppy Seconds Clothing store in Sunnyvale Gardens, Project District.
Choose Upper Body, Coats, Backpack, Logo. Scroll to the bottom of the Logo
list and choose the Rhombus logo. It will be the second logo on the 3rd line
up. Error: instead of showing the Rhombus logo on the backpack, it will show
the "No Drugs" logo. There is also another Rhombus logo higher in the menu.


No Post
In Rebadeaux, Red Light District there's a fence missing an end post.


Stop That Train!
In Humbolt Park, Museum District, you'll find a upside down triangle of
intersecting railways. On the lower left line of that triangle there is a
tree that will derail the train. It's on the inside track. I was riding on
the top of a train when it stopped there. You can probably hang out there
and watch for one though.


Another Derailed Train Location
I wasn't riding this one when I noticed it (randomly) and there's nothing
that looks like it could have derailed this one. (This one's in Humbolt
Park, Museum District.) Without a tree there I was able to get a better video
of it this time. The front wheels are still spinning and the hinge between
the first two cars is completely dislocated - and this one is right at a
street access platform.


Misplaced Objects
In Black Bottom, Factories District on the elevated highway, northwest of
the Spelunkers Clothing store - there's an Interstate sign going through
the middle of a large pole. Error: There are 2 objects located at the same


Another Poorly Placed Interstate Sign
Like the one I found before, this interstate sign is merged into the middle of
a larger post.


Lator Gator
Locate the Lator Travel Agency building in Brighton, Downtown District. There
are stairs that will take you to the top of it just around the corner. When
you get above it and look over you would think that the ledge made by the sign
would be solid, but it's not. You'll fall right through it. There's a small
lip of wall inside the sign were you can stand and look around.


[SEC02]                                                        Map / GPS Errors

Map / GPS Error #1
Go to the Cycles Vehicle Dealer, in Ultor Dome, Arena District. Set a waypoint
on the Gas Station Liquor store in Frat Row, Stilwater University District.
(It's just to the southwest.) Error: Part of it's directions expect you to
leave your vehicle and travel over water for no reason.


Map / GPS Error #2
Go to your University Loft Crib in Frat Row, Stilwater University District.
Choose a car from your garage and enter it. Set a waypoint on the Stilwater
University Gift Shoppe Clothing store in Stilwater University, Stilwater
University District. This is just to the south. Error: Instead of telling you
to pull out and make a left to go south which would be directly to it. well,
you just have to see this one. It's crazy.


Map / GPS Error #3
Go to the Racing Activity in Prawn Court, Red Light District. Set a waypoint
on the Septic Avenger Activity in Rebadeaux, Red Light District. This is the
to the northeast. Error: Instead of driving 2 blocks east, then north for one
block - it advises you to go directly east for about 7 blocks, then north for
about 6, another 3 back east, then southeast for about 4 blocks.


Map / GPS Error #4
This one actually told me I had to turn around, go back down the street a few
blocks, then come back to where I was before continuing on.

Map / GPS Error #5

Map / GPS Error #6

Map / GPS Error #7

Map / GPS Error #8

Map / GPS Error #9

Map / GPS Error #10
Branded Clothing Store in Filmore, Downtown District. Just stand near the
doorway and put a waypoint on the store. Instead of telling you to just walk
inside, it says to go south across the water to Rebadeaux, Red Light District,
turn around and come all the way back.


[SEC03]                                                             Fun To Find

Best View Of Car Interiors
Leave your Red Light Crib and follow the road southeast past the interstate
ramps. Just before you go through the tunnel (as if you were heading to the
Semi Broken Mechanic in Copperton, Truck Yard District) turn to your right
(west) and follow the hill upwards to a corner of the interstate. Strangely
you'll find that while on foot you can't enter that area (marked red on my
image), but you can in a car. Do so and turn the camera around. The camera
will affix itself to the top inside center of the car and you'll be able to
rotate the camera all the way around while looking at all the details inside
the car. Large vehicles like the Kent or Ambulance will not fit. If you get
out of your car while it's in this place you may be transported a little way
across the map. Most of the time it will place you directly outside of it and
you may not be able to get back in.


Quick Bits
- You're invincible to melee attacks and bullets while using Shock Paddles.
I'm not sure about explosions or fire.
- All shadows are cast even if it's raining and the sun isn't visible.
- You can only have 39 Outfits in your wardrobe.
- The license plate on the special Phoenix you get says ANGLEAH.

More Quick Bits
I have video of these, but spending an hour editing and recompiling each of
them is something I just don't feel up to at the moment.
- Standing just inside of the Rim Jobs at Harrowgate, Saint's Row District
will change the outside world to negative.
- With the Stripper Pole installed, open the door to your Red Light crib and
hang out on the sidewalk to watch an almost constant stream of dancers
walking out. If you're in the right spot, they'll even come up to you, turn
around, bend over and show off their bum.
- I keep landing my Gyro Daddy perfectly on it's top. It takes no damage that
way, but I can't take off again.
- In Stilwater "Phantom" Caverns near the boat dock I often find invisible
tools and objects. I can pick up the tools and they become visible.
- In the Saint's Row area the cops keep chasing me without any stars.
- A crashed my High Rise (the triple-layer-wing one) and one of the wing
pieces was on the sidewalk standing on its end, swaying from side to side.
I was able to stand on it a little.

Lost Island
(note: this was the very first bit I wrote about this game)
This one is probably very well known by now, but I found it myself, so here
it is. There is an island that doesn't show up on the map. Go to Misty Lane,
Suburbs District's northwestern tip and boat/swim directly north. When you
locate it, you'll receive a little message congratulating you, but it still
won't show up on the map.


Butterfly Tree
You guys may not appreciate this one as much as I do. Go to the Night Club
Liquor store in Nob Hill, High End Retail District then walk across the
intersection diagonally to find a tree (it's larger than the others around
it and it's slightly elevated.) There's a little butterfly that flutters
around it in continuous circles.


Another Butterfly Tree
Nob Hill, High End Retail District. I found another tree that has a butterfly
circling it. This time it was a yellow Monarch. This tree looked exactly like
the previous one.


Butterfly Trees Map
I've found 8 of them now. Instead of listing them separately, I've marked them
all on one map.


Smart Butterflies
Another butterfly location. This time I found them in a Stilwater University


Airport Zombies
You can play Zombie Uprising at the Wardill Airport. Locate the Charred Hard
Burgers Fast Food place. Leaving it, you'll see some stairs going down.
Descend those, turn to your right, descend more stairs and you'll see a store
on your right called "Jive Turkey's". Directly in front of that is a little
counter area with newspapers, vending machines, and such. On one end of it is
a pretzel machine. Walk up to that end and you'll see a freezer. Standing in
front of that freezer will give you the option to play the Zombie Uprising
mini-game. This is not a different version of the game. All I'm saying is that
you can start the sub-game from that freezer. Which is very strange.

Pirate Skeleton on Beach Chair
It was a dark and stormy night and I had been swimming in the ocean. When I
came to shore, it was still raining and this guy was there to greet me with
a margarita. Arrr.


Mystery Trailer Trash
Sounds like a bad name for a breakfast cereal. In the Elysian Fields, Trailer
Park District you'll find a car dragon and a residence you can enter. Inside
of that place is a map of the District with a five houses circled in red. I
haven't explored them yet... (Please don't spoil it for me.) I just thought
I'd share this one with any new gamers like me.


Upside Down Painting
Penthouse Loft crib in Tidal Spring, Suburbs District. When the Overall Style
is set to Average (the default) there is a painting by the entrance door
that's upside down. A correctly oriented copy of it can be found to the left
of the TV.

Sideways Paintings
Hotel Penthouse Crib, Huntersfield District.
With the Crib Customization's Overall Style is set to Ultra Modern go to the
dining room (beside the kitchen) and you'll find three paintings on the wall
and all of them are exactly the same. It shows a street scene with buildings
and most notably a vivid sky covered in telephone poles. You'll find this same
painting two more times around the house. One on a wall upstairs and one in
your bedroom.
Set the Overall Style to Classy and you'll find the same painting three times
around the crib, but they'll all be oriented sideways.


No Paintings?
In the Downtown Loft crib if the Overall Style to Ultra Modern all of the
paintings are empty. If they're supposed to be mirrors then they're just not
reflective. :/ It's funny how in one crib there are 5 of the same painting
(3 being in the same small room!) while in this crib there are none at all.

Only One Headlight
Pull a car up to a wall at night and you'll notice that there is only one
light per vehicle and it's in the very center. The "normal" lights on cars
shine, but they don't project like the center one does.


Gettin Shafted
The price displayed on cash registers is $54.03. So why do they charge us $200
for a pair of socks? The cashiers are pocketing the rest! It's your ongoing
obligation to kill them every time you finish shopping from now on.


Suicide Businessmen
The market can be painful some days. When that happens some fools feel it's
time to jump from a very tall building. Take a heli Downtown and look for the
building with the Apollo's sign and you may see one of these people jump.


Falling Pilots
There are a few places where pilots will fall from the sky. The one I've seen
most frequent is in Mourning Woods Cemetery where the guy falls right into an
open grave. I was somewhere around the Barrio or Chinatown and I happened to
see one fall right into a pool and he lived since it was water.


Be A Photographer
Go to Humbolt Park, Museum District, stand around and you'll pull out a camera
to take photo's of the Ultor building.


UFO Into The Ultor Tower
In Mission Beach, Saints Row District, you can take a UFO into the Ultor
building. It has a pretty nice view. Look for the place where there is a
needle-like thing pointing out of the building. Nudge it with your UFO and
wait a few seconds for it to disappear. Then you'll be free to land inside.


Come In Major Tom!
I've reported on this one before but I hadn't noted the exact location. Now I
have a map for you. You know how pilots fall from the sky in certain locations?
Well, there's one place where they actually survive the fall - because it's
directly into a pool. Sommerset, Apartments District. If you made a triangle
between Mayhem, Friendly Fire, and Freckle B's - it's directly in the center.


Car On Top Of Dumpster
Driving around the back alleys in Frat Row, University District, I came upon
a car that spawned on top of a large trash bin. I haven't been back yet to see
if it happens all the time, but I would assume so.


Oddest Place For Music
In Shivington, Projects District, just barely west of the Fuzz Activity you'll
find a building with a entrance that leads to an underground area. Every once
in a while when you enter you'll find a Samedi lady playing the Steel Drums.


That Doesn't Look Comfortable
While in the Elysian Fields, Trailer Park District I came across a guy who was
drinking beer and repeatedly playing with himself - and he happened to be stuck
inside a lawn chair.


The News At Six
At the train station in Sunsinger, Arena District (southernmost point) you'll
sometimes find a news reporter and a guy with a video camera.


No Feet
I noticed that the Samedi Steel Drummer who plays behind the On The Rag
clothing store in Prawn Court, Red Light District has her feet planted inside
the ground. I would guess this is due to some kind of calculation that places
her with the instrument. Seems the instrument is not tall enough for her, so
she gets pushed down to fit it.


[SEC04]                                                          Almost Useless

Skyline Schedule
The "search lights" on tops of the tall buildings turn on at 9:00 PM and go
off again exactly at 5:55 AM.

Moon Path and Times
Unlike the sun, the moon in this game doesn't rise or set. Instead, it travels
around the world in a circle - always at the same height. it starts to fade
away around 4:30 AM. It will be directly North at about 6:00 AM. About an hour
after that it will be invisible even on a clear day. At just before 4:00 PM
you'll have your first chance of seeing it in the sky again. At 5:20 PM it will
be exactly due South.

Nitpicking Crib Details
University Loft crib in Frat Row, Silwater University District. Set Overall
Style to Cheap and you'll find a door in the kitchen that you can't go through.
When it's set to Classy or Ultra Modern the extra door will remain, but it'll
be behind cabinets. Also, there are pool sticks on the wall when it's set to
Classy - even if you don't own a pool table.

What Rail?
Across the street from your Frat Row Crib in Stilwater University District,
you can go up to a rail and it will allow you grab it to climb up on top of
it, but then the rail immediately becomes (I don't know the word for it...
um, you can move through it) move-through-able. You just fall through it and
you can walk around with it running through your body.


Backwards Bench Force Field
If you jump up on a bench or couch and crouch (Press L stick down) - no one
can physically hit you from the other side. This came in handy for me a few
times while roaming around. Plus, it can be a little humorous too.


Women's Outfits
This is an image index of 23 of my favorite outfits. If you're wanting ideas
on how to dress your female character, you may want to check it out. (Tip: Use
the slider bar near the top right to make them larger.) I don't want to list
all of the details of every piece of every outfit, but if you have a question
feel free to ask.

Back Out!
When you buy the Hotel Penthouse crib in Huntersfield, Airport District you'll
surely want to have some fun by taking your homies out to the roof and throwing
them off (for about 230 respect points each time). If you grab someone and walk
to the door with them, for some reason they will always break your hold as you
try to pass through the door. You can grab them again and push them through,
but that can be a pain. Another way would be to punch someone then walk outside
waiting for them to follow. Which works pretty well, even though you get shot a
few times. Well, I just tried to walk through the door backwards while holding
a guy and it worked perfectly. So, if you're walking someone out there, turn
around before you go through the doorway.

Standing on Floating Dead People
If you throw people off the docks at Sunnyvale Gardens, Project District they
won't swim around. They'll just tread water wherever you throw them. You can
stand on top of dead people who are floating in the water. You can throw
several people in at that spot, shoot them, then jump around on them for some
fun. (There are also other docks where people don't swim away.)

Misaligned Lines
Hotel Penthouse crib in Huntersfield, Airport District. Go to the door that
leads to the helipad and look at the line between the inside carpet and the
outside roof. If you're standing inside your crib, you won't notice much, but
if you're outside looking in you'll easily be able to see through into the
building because the roof is slightly lower than the floor inside the crib.

That Sun Doesn't Work
The sun doesn't line up with your shadow, or any shadow for that matter. If
your shadow is directly behind you and you look up to the sky you'll find
the sun to the left. The vertical angle is not correct either. So, there's
an invisible sun to the lower right of the sun you can see and it causes the

Sprint Meter - Everything
To attain these facts I recorded several videos and edited them frame by
frame. I have rounded the durations.
- It will not refill while you're jumping, climbing, or falling. It will
refill while you're walking, jogging, swimming, or driving (any vehicle/craft).
- By default it will be used up after 9.5 seconds and will refill in 9 seconds.
- After completing Level 3 of Insurance Fraud in The Mills, Factories District,
the game will say that your Sprint Meter has doubled, but that is not true. The
meter will increase to 30 seconds, and will take 9.5 seconds to refill (it
pauses for 1.24 seconds then takes 8.2 seconds to redraw the graphic).
- After completing Level 6 of the above Activity (same location) the meter will
be infinite.
- When the meter runs out it will take the same duration to refill if you stop
and stand still, or if you start jogging once it starts refilling, or if you
didn't stop at all. All cases are exactly the same.
- Being in water will increase the refill rate by almost 2 full seconds.

Sit On This Bench
At Stilwater University there is a bench near the center that has a top that
isn't solid. You can walk up to it and crouch to appear to be sitting down.
...for some reason poor MC always has to stand.


For Transformers fans.


Hardly Worth Mentioning
Cheerleaders, Barbershop Quartets, Guitarists, Percussionists, etc. They're
all on the Music volume line.

Rain Is A Cylinder
When you look around it appears that it's raining everywhere, but it's not.
The next time it's raining take a look up and you'll see the outline of a
circle - the top of the rain cylinder you're in. And if you stand on the edge
of a ledge you'll also notice that it never rains below your feet.

Come On Justin, We Gotta Get Back To Work
I called the Gyro number and the guy showed up in a Mongoose. I chased him
down the street and as I pressed Y to enter, he got out and I was in the
passenger seat. I was excited, hoping he would get back in and drive me
around, but when he approached the buggy it booted me out, then he got back
out and ran away screaming. I guess I have that effect on some guys. *sigh*


Look Ma, No Wheels... or doors, or..
I did that trick I've talked about before where I can get vehicles without
wheels, doors, etc. and I took one to a Chop Shop. Surprisingly I was able to
alter all of the colors without the parts reappearing. The only thing I was
able to restore were the back tires and the rims - I can do either without
restoring the other.


Three Ronin Tetsuo Designs
One is a beautiful snakelike dragon, and the other two have words.


Drive-up homie is down!
I was in the middle of the Saint's Row District and I went to the menu to call
a homie to bring me a car and it gave me the list of boats, so I chose one. He
never showed up and the line was busy until I reloaded my game an hour later.

Misaligned Shadows
Climb the structures in west Pilsen, Factories District and you'll find that
your shadow is a bit strange.


Car Stuck Under Crane
Be careful around the cranes at the north end of the Stilwater Nuclear Power
Plant. It's easy to lodge your car under them, and you may not be able to
free it.


Match Made In Heaven
I ran into 2 rednecks on vacation at the beach, a man and woman, who where both
drinking beer and scratching their genitals in unison. Classy.


Stuck Again
I crashed my Gyro Daddy into the side of the Ultor building and as you may
know helicopter blades can sometimes become stuck on the sides of things.
This time I was able to get out of my copter and stand on it.


Something Special
In Athos Bay, Saints Row District, behind your Mega Condo you'll find a place
where people randomly dance. If you go near that spot and step up to the
windows beside it (to the west) and wait for a little while, your character
will be triggered by that point. Except you won't walk down the steps. You'll
just stand there and not dance. The neat thing about this very unique location
is that you can taunt/compliment from there with no on-screen
graphics (map/health meter/money).


[SEC05]                                                               Glitching

Road Replaced By Water
Go to your SR mega Condo and take the stairs to the roof. Turn to your left and
walk to the ledge. Look down to see the Hospital sign and a railway. Just above
that there is a section of road that is water. This only happens when you're on
top of the roof. Take a heli up for a better view. Cars will drive right up to
it and fall into the water with a splash.


People Walking Under Water
At the northwest point of New Hennequet, Suburbs Expansion District you'll
find a Gas Station. Just east of that you'll see a long pier. To the east of
that pier you'll find people that are constantly spawned under water.
They walk around like it's nothing.


How To Hold Your Water
At the southernmost point of Brighton, Downtown District there is a water
fountain with 4 water sprouts surrounding it and one in the center. Walking
over the 4 water sprouts does nothing... The center of the fountain is slightly
raise and for no good reason you can't jump up to it. Grab one of the eleven
nearby trashcans, walk up to the center of the fountain and drop it. Jump onto
it and then to the center of the fountain. Standing in that water sprout will
cause all of the sprouts to stop.


Sideways Elevator
Go to your Saints Hideout in Bavogian Plaza, Red Light District. It has to be
upgraded to the point where you have the elevator option. Take the elevator
down into the crib. Then take the elevator up again. Continually press Y as
you're going through the Loading of going back up and just keep pressing it.
When you appear on the surface again, you'll very briefly see the "Press Y"
message - just before you're teleported to the west corner of the building.

People In The Ground
I've seen this one a few times so I thought I'd go ahead and write about it.
It's just more people spawning halfway in the ground. It's in the southernmost
point of Brighton, Downtown District, just below the water fountain, down some


Inside Bridge Foundation
I was in the water near the north end of the bridge that connects the Red
Light District with Downtown and I called a homie to bring me a
Shark (jet ski). The problem was that my homie spawned inside of one of the
bridge foundations. I could just see the tip of the Shark pointing out of the
wall. First thought was to try to get on it. I swam over and pressed Y and
the next thing I knew I was inside of the foundation and able to move around


Through The Roof
Go to the lowest level of the underground mall and enter the southeast
conference room. Look towards the front of the room to the left of the podium,
near the Ultor logo on the wall. You'll see a few people fall from the ceiling
to the ground. Most will survive, get up and walk away. Leave the room and
reenter to see it happen again and again.


Ocean Farming
I came across a guy at the beach doing yard work - above the water. You just
have to see this one.


The Astonishing Invisible Lady
You've seen the couples on benches, the lady sitting on the guys lap and he
has his arms around her. If you jump up on the bench and crouch (press L stick
down), then zoom your view in (press R stick down) and then slowly swivel your
view from behind to in front of them - the lady will disappear.


Bikes Standing on End
Sitting on a dirt bike, pull back while accelerating as slowly as possible.
In a few short seconds you'll have to ease off of the accelerator completely
and it should smoothly dump you on your bum and leave the bike standing on
it's back end. In one of these video's the bike explodes. In the other I
started recording late, then kept running into things like curbs and bus
stops. Then the bike just disappeared. It's a lot easier than I make it look
in the vids. ;P Try it a few times on a flat surface and you should get the
hang of it.


Skipping Me Across Water
I'm so happy I was recording when this happened. I launched my bike over the
ocean and bailed out at the peak of the jump. Instead of plunging into the
water with a thud, I hit it at an angle and bounced off of it like a stone
skipping across a pond. I ended up really far away from the land. I tried it
a few more times without success, but then was able to do it again finally.
It's not easy and there's no great trick I know of to do it every time.


Heli Stuck In Building Upside Down
I started a race that involves a helicopter - which I've had no experience
flying yet. I sluggishly made it to the first checkpoint, then I hit a
building, my heli flips upside down and the body of it wasn't touching the
wall, but it was stuck there - flying upside down. I tried every button and
stick movement possible. I couldn't even eject from it. Needless to say I
didn't achieve gold.


Raining Inside Buildings
On most stores that you can't go into, you'll see a semicircle of a graphic
in the background and maybe some 2D shelves or details in front of that. Then
you have the stores that just have white drapes across the windows. The next
time it rains, walk up to one of those stores with the white drapes and you'll
be able to see it rain inside the building. I haven't checked this on a shop
that's inside of a mall yet, but I've noticed it on several shops outside.

No Traffic Parking Lot
In Humbolt Park, Museum District, you'll find a Race Activity in the north end.
It's in a parking lot that connects to two streets. When cars come from either
way they'll stop before they get to the Race marker. Every car behind the
first car will ram into it. It can be fun to watch for a while Especially if a
police or gang car pulls up and someone starts ramming them.

Dead Bodies Underground
Copperton, Truck Yard District. Across the street from the North entrance of
the Semi Broken Car Mechanic Shop, to the right of the highway ramp you'll
find a patch of land where the graphics let your feet sink into the ground.
It's high enough to hide a dead body or two.


Square Lamp Shadow
Frat Row, Stilwater University District. A lamp post has a large square shadow.


Another Square Lamp Shadow

Glitches and Funny Things
There was this piece of wooden fence that I found stuck in the side of a
building. It was at an angle and I could walk up it. I destroyed several cars
in fun ways. I jumped a boat with my jet ski, landed on the back of it, got off
my jet ski, and then fell off the back of the boat while it continued on - with
my jet ski. When it disappeared in the distance, it dropped it for me.
Pedestrians juggle, dance and glitching in weird ways. I stopped at an
intersection and my motorcycle decided it didn't want to move anymore. I drove
a jet ski upside down for a long time. I was doing Insurance Fraud Level 6 and
somehow my body gets stuck under the ground and the only thing showing is my
butt. I'm not joking. It was just sticking up out of the ground. During Mayhem
Level 5 a fence became stuck in my car and caused some problems. I was in a
Compton when I hit a gas tank and exploded. The camera went crazy and the next
thing I know I'm standing on top of my barely damaged Compton about a block
away from the gas station. I took synchronized swimming lessons from a
pedestrian. I found over 8 car jacks all lined up on one sidewalk. It was
raining and there was a lady with an umbrella walking like normal, but she was
stuck inside the backseat of a beat up Compton. I found a place where you can
drive above the land (pretty sunset angle there, btw) and your wheels don't
touch the ground. I car surfed doing a handstand. I started a plane race and
before I made it to the first checkpoint I had crashed my plane on the edge
of a bridge and it was stuck there. I wanted to leave my Red Light Crib, the
door was open and I could see through it to the outside, but the hand symbol
that was usually on the door was still where the door would be if it was shut.
I couldn't get through. Some police were tweaking out and they totally ignored
me while I tested my Shock Paddles on their FBI friend. I took a few smoking
and drinking breaks along the way and I really thought that pool I jumped into
was going to be much deeper than it was.


A Few More Glitches and Funny Things
I kidnapped a hostage in a plane. I found a place where you can walk under the
water. I landed a plane on the tip of it's nose and drove it around like that.
A few dead people attached to my cars in weird ways. I landed a jet and all of
it's wheels became stuck under the ground level. It would barely move at all.
Then a plane lands and hits be from behind and dislodges the back wheels and
that made it possible for me to go down the runway, but the front wheel was
still stuck for a while. Etc.


Jumping Bridge
There are three short bridges I found in Harrowgate, Saint's Row District. Two
of them are fine, but the other one you can't walk across without jumping
first. It's only a problem if you're heading South.


Blown Into Blue Hell
I fell under the map today and happened to be recording. I took the 20 minute
video and edited it down to 5 minutes. If you just want to see the blue hell
part skip to the end.


Drivable Cars Without Wheels
This is the second time this has happened. Both times I had started a Mayhem
and instead of reporting to the specified district I created my own havoc
with the infinite weapons it provided. Both times I was also using the cheats
for Low Gravity and Never Die, and it was only gang cars that had the glitch.
They're completely normal except the obvious missing wheels. (This is a 3
part Mayhem series. The next is stranger still.) Like the last video, jump
to the end if you just want to see me driving a car without wheels.


Floating Guns Firing At Me!
In this last part of the Mayhem saga there are drivable cars with more
invisible pieces, my car became stuck on a wall with me in it lobbing grenades
out like rain on those around, I get into a fight with some invisible enemies,
and then my game froze right when I was going to snap my first invisible neck.
My computer can't handle editing files this large (over 2 hours) so sadly I
couldn't fit this one to the music like the previous two. (Not that it
clashes, it's just not precise.)


Rotating Bear Wheels
When I take a Bear to the mechanics and change the wheel size to 18, the
front wheels start spinning by themselves.


Motorcycle Stuck On Wall
I drove down a wall. I was near a ledge and by accident I drove off of it,
except my bike tires clung to the wall. When I reached the bottom my bike
just stayed there stuck to the wall like it was the ground. I was able to do
a burnout and that made me fall off the bike, then I had a little trouble
getting it free because it was sideways with a fence through it and still
stuck to the wall.


Climbable Missing Fence / Pimp War!
I knocked down a fence and could walk through or climb over the space where
it used to be. Also, there's a great Pimp War in this one.


Trees Don't Reflect
Trees don't have reflections in water. If there is a building that you can't
see because it's hidden behind trees, it will have a reflection in water.


Floating Tetsuo Logo
If you have a Tetsuo with the graphics package that gives you the name of the
bike on it's side - wreck it several times, almost until it explodes. Go to a
garage and select it fast enough so that you won't be asked to repair it. The
bike looks pretty cool that way, but you'll also notice that the Tetsuo logo
is still there even though it has nothing to be on. All of the other graphics
go away like they should.


He Only Has Two Balls
Jugglers. They only juggle two balls. Not three. Just sayin. And if you record
it and slow it down you'll see that what they do with their balls is totally


More Flame That I Know What To Do With
I went to the gun shop and it said I had 582/500 Flames. o_O I guess it just
knows I'm that hot. Wooo!


What The Shadow?
Somehow the moon is bright enough that it can cast shadows that are darker than
the brightness of car lights. I know what I said. Check it.


Floating Kneekappers
Slowly roll your car up to a garage at your crib and get out before it stops
moving. The car goes away and the kneekappers will be left behind where they
were - spinning in the air. I did this with the same car two times in a row
and both sets were still there.


Stuck In Wall
If you leave the southern hospital and turn left you'll see a parking garage on
your right. At that intersection you'll find a piece of wall where people will
sometimes spawn inside of. I've seen it happen four times.


That Doesn't Fit
At your Red Light crib there isn't enough room between the top of the chair and
the bottom of the desk for someone's legs to fit, yet people will sit there all
the time - half inside the desk.


Ruckus Reversion
I take my Ruckus (a car won by completing the Derby events) to a mechanic and
lower the speed package, then every time I go back to my garage to get it, it
has changed back to the "best" setting, which I don't like.


That's It, Folks!
At a total play time of 291:17:53 I stopped receiving the messages saying
"Press A to pick up %", and stranger still, I played several hours since then,
but the timer does not increase when I save my game. It only says 291:16 or
291:17. It toggles between the two randomly. I ejected the disc and restarted
the game and sadly the idiot messages are back. The timer in Statistics says
291:19:31, but when I save it still displays 291:17 with the save.


Motion Triggered Lights
There's a building in Ezpata, Barrio District where the lights around a
building won't come on until you walk up to the door. They go off again when
you walk away.


[SEC06]                                                                    Tips

Move B, Get Out The Way
While riding in the oncoming lane your car horn acts like a police siren,
moving people out of your path.

Easy Money Early
1) Go to the Chop Shop Activity in Sommerset, Apartments District and start
the Activity there. Among others, this will add the Swindle (Jeep) to your
wanted list.

2) Go to the Chop Shop Activity in Charlestown, Docks Warehouses District.
Start the Activity then start a war with the (red) Brotherhood guys. The
jeeps they drive are Swindles. Stand in front of the Chop Shop and they'll
just keep coming directly to you, usually two at a time.

You can also try to do this with Police cars, but it's not nearly as effective
because once you deliver a Police car, your wanted level will be completely
removed. Whereas delivering a car does nothing to your gang meter. All you
have to do is stand there & shoot them in the face while they drive up to you.


Infinite Weapons
I started a Mayhem Activity and at level 3 it gave me an array of infinite
weapons including grenades and an RPG. It asked me to report to a district,
but instead I stayed outside of that district and the timer never started
so I was free to go anywhere else and keep my infinite weapons. I ended up
on my very first Police chase with maximum stars and it lasted for over
30 minutes. Personally, I don't think I'm going to intentionally complete
that mission.

Max Highest Police Notoriety Duration
The stat is called "Longest streak at highest police notoriety" (second page
of Statistics under the Info menu). Do the Infinite Weapons trick I wrote
about above and go to your Red light Loft crib in Prawn Court, Red Light
District. Stay inside and trigger the RPG until you max the time or become
insanely bored.

No Hassle Tagging / Get Out Of Jail Free Card
Get an Ambulance, find a tag, start the Ambulance mission, jump out and
complete the tag before the timer expires in 30 seconds. When the timer
expires and it tells you that you've failed to return to the Ambulance it will
remove all of your police and gang notoriety. I haven't tried this trick on a
taxi, but it may work too.

Wishin I Was Living Like A Hitman
Face down in the guarantees... When you kill a Hitman target, revive them with
the Shock Paddles. Then kill them again - as many times as you want. When
they're reborn they won't want to fight until you attack them.
Benefits Include:
- Cops will not bother you for fighting, shooting, burning, etc. these people.
- Follow them around a little you'll be able to hear more of their dialog.
- They are more resilient than normal pedestrians. If you like fist fighting
in the streets you'll have a lot of fun because you'll need to put them down
about five times before reviving them again.

4-Wheeling Mall Cop Chase
If you go to the "underground" mall (near your Penthouse Loft Crib) you'll
find a Toad (the 4-wheeler) parked somewhere inside. Cause some trouble until
you have police notoriety. Now jump on the Toad, drive through the mall and a
copy will chase you while riding another Toad. He'll follow you all over the
place, even if you jump from floor to floor. Once you know the mall layout
pretty well, it's fun to use the reverse camera angle and watch them launch
stairs and run over people.

Grab That Traffic Sign
You may have noticed that some traffic signs (like Interstates) won't give
you the option to pick them up. Well, if you kick them over first you can.


Get 3 Homies Early
Start the Snatch game and you'll be given the ability to recruit 3 homies.
Don't go to the designated district and the timer won't start. You'll be free
to go everywhere else and enjoy having company.

Female Homies
Over 100 hours playing and I've never seen female homies in my cribs. It's
always been guys. Until yesterday. I was out somewhere, randomly saw a lady
gangsta and recruited her. We went back to my Red Light crib to change outfits
and grab a different ride, and there were only women in my house. Then I took
her to my Downtown Loft and it was full of women as well. I don't know if
that's old news, but I thought it was really cool. I just hope they don't
change back to guys anytime soon.
Update: Me and the little lady got into a fight and I had to silence her. When
I went back to my cribs they were full of guys again. :,( The cribs feel so
much different when they're full of girls instead of guys.
Update: My Downtown crib was full of ladies. I dismissed the one that I had
following me around, walked up the stairs, immediately turned around and went
back down and it was full of guys again. :,( I really wish that was a setting
you could choose or at least mix it up. Why does it have to be guys all the

Back Alley Shortcut
Behind the On Thin Ice jewelry store in Nob Hill, High End Retail District
there is a n L shaped alley. People will drive off of the main roads through
this alleyway. In the corner there are usually a few pedestrians standing
around that always get themselves run over.

Hidden Music Stations
Thanks to UrielsJudgement for helping me find this one. Go to a Rusty's
Needle (tattoo parlor), turn up the Music volume and turn down the SFX and
Voice. You'll hear several unique Instrumental Metal songs. As well, each shop
type has it's own playlist of somewhere around seven songs. The Image As
Designed radio's DJ actually breaks between songs now and then to say,
"WDIAF, musically enhancing your shopping experience." WDIAF, the stations
call letters, is also an acronym for "will do in a few" - as in a response to
a request. Here are a few stations that I've noticed.
   Brass Knuckles - Bluegrass
   Cooks Night Clubs - Industrial Techno
   Rusty's Needle - Instrumental Heavy Metal
   Impressions - Bossa Nova Jazz
   Image As Designed - Light Jazz
   On Thin Ice - Light Jazz
Other Inside Locations:
   Stilwater Science Center - Melodic New Age (can be heard inside and outside)

 There are also some other outside locations that play music. Strausners and
   Plondort & Associates Inc. in the Plondort Plaza in Ultor Dome, Arena
   District are two that come to mind. Play the game for a while with just
   the Music volume on, or go to a store and let it play in the background
   while you do things around your room/house.

Super Easy 3 Gold on 2-Wheels
Hydraulics + Cruise Control (at a low speed) + Rotate the right stick. You can
get 3 Gold, 3 times in 1 minute this way without a problem.


Unlimited Stat: Vehicles Destroyed
Start a Mayhem and do not report to the district is specifies. Instead go to
your Downtown Loft Crib in Adept Way. Walk up the steps to the door and turn
around. Arm yourself with the provided infinite rocket launcher. Crouch and
zoom-in your aim. Slowly walk down the steps with your right shoulder to the
wall. Stop as soon as you have a clear shot on the vehicle in the middle of
the parking lot across the street. It rarely happens, but if there isn't one
there, look away for a moment them look back. When you see it, shoot it. It
will explode and another will almost immediately be respawned in it's place.
It happens so fast that you can continually fire rockets and every one of
them will hit a new car. Every once in a while it'll change to motorcycles,
which are only slightly harder to hit at that distance. The cops and feds
will surely not like what you're doing, so let them know how you feel when
they pull right up to you. You can camp in that spot forever and just go
crazy - back and forth between the cops and the unlimited cars across the
street. If you happen to still have gangs, the yellow people may get
involved in the fight too. They like to hang out in that particular lot.

Empty The Streets, This Is My Parade!
Want to drive anywhere on the map and never have to worry about cars, cops,
gangs, anything? Start a place based race and don't go though the checkpoints.
You won't be able to leave your vehicle (for long), or use weapons (not even
your fists), but the whole world is empty and open for speeding around. You
will see cars in the distance and some people are around. All of the
Airplane, Helicopter, and Water races are timed, but that doesn't matter
because we're talking about empty streets. ;) These are the few places where
you can go to start this, and the default vehicles (you can take your own):
- Bike -
Kenshin: North Island, Trailer Park, Elysian Fields (South)
Kenshin: North Island, Hotels & Marina, Stilwater Boardwalk (North)
Kenshin: Airport, Huntersfield
- Car -
Cosmos: Small Island, Nuclear Power Plant, Stilwater Nuclear
Go!: North Island, Museum, Amberbrook (North)
Magma: North Island, Suburbs, Misty Lane
Phoenix: North Island, Downtown District, Union Square
Venom Classic: South Island, Saint's Row, Mission Beach
Zenith: North Island, Trailer Park, Elysian Fields (North)

Hold That Thought
Pause your game in the middle of doing something crazy like firing a rocket at
an unsuspecting police officer, dropping a grenade at your own feet, jumping
off of a cliff, or flying straight toward the ground. Do this every time you
walk away from the game and when you come back, well, it's a great way to
get you started again.


[SEC07]                                     Pedestrians - Scripted / Performing

Steel Drums
I just watched a Samedi lady play steel drums under the train rail beside the
On The Rag clothing store in Prawn Couth, Red Light District. She played two
different songs.
I recorded 3 Steel drum songs being played by a Samedi woman and put them
together into a little concert. You can find her playing under the train rail
beside the On The Rag clothing store in Prawn Court, Red Light District.


In the "underground" mall across the street from the Penthouse Loft Crib in
Tidal Spring, Suburbs District. I took the elevator down into the mall and
as I turned the corner there he was. I noticed that he was only juggling
two balls.
- One location is at Elysian Fields, Trailer Park District.

Breath Of Fire
I've seen a guy blowing fire. I can't remember exactly where he was, but I know
it was near water, on a dock somewhere.

Burry The Evidence
I was searching around houses for Tags in Misty Lane, Suburbs District, just
East of the On The Rag clothing store. There was a guy on his hands and knees
in his yard, feverously digging and making motions like he was putting
something into the ground.

Watering Bushes
Just West of the On Thin Ice jewelry store in Nob Hill, High End Retail
District you'll find what looks like a green square on the map. On the West
side of that square I've seen someone watering bushes.

Dancing In Public
Just north of the previous person is someone who dances. I've also seen
pedestrian dancing in Amberbrook, Museum District.
There's a Dancer at the top of the steps of the Chauvenet building on
the west side of Harrowgate, Saint's Row District.

Better Life
This person hands out flyers that say "Better Life! Join Ultor". I've seen
them pretty much everywhere, but for an example you can find one at the
bottom of the steps of the Chauvenet building on the west side of Harrowgate,
Saint's Row District.

There are groups of four people at a time doing yoga moves. The first time I
saw them they were in Imperial Square, Chinatown District. I've also seen them
on campus at Stilwater University and some other place I can't remember

Dice Game
I've seen these frequently around Little Shanghai, Chinatown District in
alleys. There's even one that starts outside of your Downtown Loft crib in
Adept Way, Downtown District near your garage.

Most popular around the Stilwater University campus area. I've also seen them
in both of the Museum Districts, and in both of the Hotels & Marin a Districts.
I don't think I've ever seen one on the southern island.

I think I've seen a flasher before, but I'm not sure. I definitely haven't seen
one more than once.

He says, "I spit like a Cobra, b, I'm super nova. You still in sub light, when
this big banger blows ya." and "I'll off ya like Hoffa, throw you're corpse in
the trash, then I'll sing." I've seen this person behind my University Loft
crib in Frat Row, Stilwater University District, and somewhere in either the
Red Light or Projects Districts.

Stop The Violence
A person carrying a big sign that says "Stop The Violence" can be found
somewhere in either the Red Light or Projects Districts, and I think I've seen
them in the Docks & Warehouses Districts too.

Acoustic Guitar Player
They only play one song that I've heard, and it's always been a male. I've seen
them everywhere from Ezpata, Barrio District to the University area.

Sun Watchers
Sometimes you'll pass individuals walking on the street and they'll be looking
upwards. hen you first see them, look where they're looking and you'll see the

Found behind your Saints Row Mega Condo and near the mall.

Barbershop Quartet
Found around the University areas and I've seen them around docks. Also seen
in Misty Lane, Suburbs area.

Construction Workers
They'll block the road when you least expect it.

[SEC08]                                                                    Maps

Maps included are:
    Large Blank Stilwater Map
    Stilwater Phantom Caverns
    The Pyramid
    Underground Water Paths
    Race Types and Locations
    Enterable Buildings, etc.

[SEC09]                                                Improvised Melee Weapons

The things I've seen that you can pick up, swing, and throw at people.

For the most up-to-date copy of this list:

145 Items

Bar Stool, Normal Black
Bar Stool, Normal Red
Bar Stool, Step Ladder
Barrel, 3/4's of a Wood Barrel
Barrel, Metal Dark Blue
Barrel, Metal Dark Brown, Bio Fertilizer Logo
Barrel, Metal Dark Red, No Top
Barrel, Metal Dark White, Explosives Logo
Barrel, Metal Dark White, Flammable Logo
Barrel, Metal Dark Yellow, No Top
Barrel, Metal Silver (slightly shorter)
Blow Up Doll, Legs Bent
Blow Up Doll, Legs Straight
Bottle, Green Large Round
Bottle, Black Square
Brick, Masonry
Bucket, Black Square
Bucket, Paint with orange lid
Bucket, Paint with no lid
Can, Soda
Can, Blue Recycling Waste Basket
Cardboard Box, Flat Open
Cardboard Box, Small Fragile
Case, Riffle Storage
Case, Handgun Storage
Cash Register
Chair, Dark Wood
Chair, Leather with legs
Chair, Leather with rollers
Chair, Light Wood
Chair, Metal Wire Bar Stool
Chair, Plastic with legs, Black
Chair, Plastic with legs, Green Circular
Chair, Plastic with legs, Green Lawn
Chair, Plastic with legs, Orange
Chair, Plastic with legs, Yellow
Chair, Plastic with legs, White
Chair, Plastic with rollers, office
Chair, Red Short Back, White Legs
Chair, Whicker
Coffee Maker
Crate, Red Small
Desk Lamp, Cheap
Desk Lamp, Elegant
Desk Lamp, Small Red Shade
Drug Tank
Drugs, White Brick
Electric Guitar
EQ Machine
Fire Hydrant
Ice Cooler
Jar, Small Crossbones and Danger Label
Jar, Large HCL + H20 Label
Keyboard, Computer
Keyboard, Music Standard
Keyboard, Music with Speakers
Lamp, Floor-standing 2 Lights
Lawn Gnome
Life Preserver
Light Post
Lobster Trap
Mailbox, 1 Slot Gray
Mailbox, 1 Slot Green
Mailbox, 1 Slot White with Flower Box
Mailbox, 16 Slots
Monitor, Computer
News Stand, Large Red Po Street Journal
News Stand, Large Blue Sunny Herald
News Stand, Large Yellow Sunny Herald
News Stand, Small Green Daily Omen
News Stand, Small Red Daily Sports News
Paint Thinner
Parking Meter, 1 Meter
Parking Meter, 2 Meters
Pay Phone
Pizza Box
Propane Tank
Scale, Black
Scale, Silver
Scale, Silver Mini
Shopping Cart
Speaker, Tall on Pole
Step Ladder
Stop Sign
Traffic Cone
Traffic Sign, Bus Stop
Traffic Sign, Interstate 295
Traffic Sign, Interstate 395
Traffic Sign, No Parking 6:30P-5:30A
Traffic Sign, One Way
Traffic Sign, Pedestrian Crossing
Traffic Sign, Speed Limit 10
Traffic Sign, Speed Limit 35
Traffic Sign, Speed Limit 55
Traffic Sign, Wrong Way
Traffic Sign, Yield
Trash Bag, Black
Trash Bag, White
Trash Can, Dark Blue
Trash Can, Dark Green
Trash Can, Silver Loose Lid
Trash Can, Small Waste Basket
Trash, Milk Carton
Trash, Newspaper
Trash, Small Brown Bottle
Trash, Small Green Bottle
Trash, Soda Can (not the same item as Can, Soda)
TV, Medium Black
TV, Medium Wooden Broken
TV, Small Light Gray
Twelve Pack, Ice Cold Beer
Weed Brick
Wheel Rim
Wine Bottle
Wood Barrel
Wrench, Normal Open Ended
Wrench, Normal One Closed End
Wrench, X-Shaped (Lug)

[SEC10]                                                         Buying Vehicles

There are 3 shop types: Car, Bike, Boat. The same vehicles are sold at each
location type so you can go to any one of them. The shops are marked on the
map with a Key icon.

Why Buy A Vehicle?
All purchasable vehicles can be found on the streets of Stilwater. Nothing is
unique or special about any of them. The only reasons you may want to buy
vehicles is to increase your style points faster (which helps you earn respect
to be able to play more missions), or if you just have the cash to spend and
really don't feel like looking for a specific car.

Style Points:
The points you will receive are always the price with the last zero removed.
For instance if you purchase a Miami you will get 1,500 style points.
A Kenshin will give you 1,750. etc.

=-= Shop: Foreign Power (Cars) =-=
- Misty Lane, Suburbs District
- Ultor Dome, Arena District
- Harrowgate, Saint's Row District
- $20,000 Phoenix
- $20,000 Vortex
- $30,000 Magma
- $40,000 Attrazione
- $50,000 Zenith
- $60,000 Bezier
- $60,000 Superiore

=-= Shop: Cycles (Motorcycles) =-=
- Misty Lane, Suburbs District
- Amberbrook, Museum District
- Ultor Dome, Arena District
- $15,000 Tetsuo
- $17,500 Kenshin
- $10,000 Melbourne

=-= Shop: Ship It (Watercraft) =-=
- Misty Lane, Suburbs District
- Stilwater Boardwalk, Hotels & Marina District
- $15,000 Miami
- $20,000 Python
- $07,500 Shark

[SEC11]                                                             Helicopters

D-Stroy (UFO) (Harmless Code: #728237)
Gyro Daddy (Harmless Code: #4976)
Horizon back middle of airport
Horizon (Medic) After Mission: Visiting Hours
Oppressor (Brotherhood) In Mission: The Enemy Of My Enemy
Oppressor (News) After Mission: Airborne Assault
Oppressor (Police) back middle of airport
Oppressor (Saints) Bronze 3 Heli Races
Oppressor (Samedi) Bavogian Plaza Drug Labs
Thompson airport helipad & in crib hangar
Tornado (Ronin) Stronghold: Humbolt Park Science Museum
Tornado (Standard) After Mission: And a Better Life
Tornado (Ultor) In Mission: And a Better Life
Tornado (SWAT) At police helipad in Saints Row after Game Over

D-Stroy (UFO) & Gyro Daddy codes will stay in your phone forever once you enter
them. They do not effect your ability to obtain Achievements.

3 Helicopter races = Saints Oppressor
"Saints" models are unlocked by getting at least Bronze in all races of
that type.
- Museum, Humbolt Park
- Downtown District, Brighton
- Saint's Row, Athos Bay

Cribs with helipads
- Hotel Penthouse, Huntersfield, Airport
- Penthouse Loft, Tidal Spring, Suburbs
- SR Mega Condo, Athos Bay, Saints Row

The News Oppressor, and the Medic Horizon, will be in your garage after their
missions (listed above).

After you have unlocked the Medic Horizon it will randomly spawn at the airport

You can find the Thompson randomly spawning at the airport helipads and inside
of the Wardill Airport Hanger Crib.

There is no standard Oppressor in the game.

The standard Horizon has a few variations and appears at random near the back
of the airport.

Police Oppressors can also be found at the back of the airport, at the police
station in south Saints Row on the roof helipad, and on the helipad at the top
of the prison island.

You are given a standard Tornado after the mission "And a Better Life". It has
infinite ammo for a machine gun and auto-lock missiles. It's the same kind you
fly in the Heli Assault Activity. SWAT and Ultor Tornado's have to be found as
stated above. They're not auto-inserted into your garage at any point. When
you play the "And A Better Life" mission and are given the Ultor version to
fly - cancel the mission (press down twice on the d-pad) once you're in it and
take it back to a helipad to save it. If you've already completed the
"And A Better Life" mission the only way to get an Ultor Tornado is to keep
checking the helipad at the police station in southern Saints Row.

The Samedi Oppressor and Ronin Tornado would be incredibly difficult, if not
impossible to obtain. I only mentioned these variants because they do exist
in the game.

I've read a lot of people saying that they have successfully parachuted onto
the tops of helicopters and pressed Y to enter the vehicle. I've never been
able to do it, but you can always try.

Special thanks to Marquitos for help with the SWAT/Ultor heli. He also adds:
"The Tornado that appears in the Ronin stronghold is not a special Ronin
Tornado (with decals or other decorations), simply a very yellow one. I suppose
that if you obtain enough Tornados with the cheat, you'll eventually get one of

[SEC12]                                                               Blue Hell

Blue Hell at Penthouse Crib
Go through the roof access door and slowly walk straight off the edge in front
of you. It will be a rounded corner and you'll land on a squared ledge below
you. Turn around and walk to the building and you'll find out that you can see
through the windows into the upper level of your Penthouse Crib. While standing
on this ledge you'll also be able to hear everyone inside. While standing under
the circular ledge you'll be able to look out at the world and see Blue Hell.
All pedestrians, vehicles and light sources, will remain. As well as the very
far background and the sky/weather. But everything else will be gone. Walking
around the side of building, you'll find a small ledge. Follow that to it's
end and you'll be able to see into the lower level of your crib. Getting down
without dying is possible (and I included it on the video), but you may find
it easier and more amusing to just jump when you're finished looking around.
There's a hospital close by.


Blue Hell Entrance - Downtown Loft
Exploration Video:
I found my bike stuck in the floor, so I started recording.
I had no idea what I was about to discover.
  Instructional Video:
I decided to go back and try to make it happen. I ended up doing it three times
in a row with different bikes. So I think it's safe to say it can be done by
anyone every single time.
    Downtown Loft Crib
    Adept Way, Downtown District
  What you can see:
You will have access to the inside of the inside of that building - all levels
of the crib and the space below the crib interior. You can work your way down
and explore everything you can see from there.
  How to do it:
This will sound crazy, but that's why I recorded the videos. Set your crib
style to Ultra Modern. Take a motorcycle (I used the Kenshin and the Tetsuo,
preferring the Kenshin.) to the top level and turn around near where you
change clothes. Align yourself diagonally to the right so that when you take
off you will go between the radio on the left and your bed on the right.
Before you start, be sure to shoot any homies that are going to be in your way.
You want to simply accelerate until you hit the rail. You will fly from the
bike and land on the 1st level. Sprint upstairs and you will find that your bike
is not exactly where you left it and it's now partially planted in the ground.
Get on the bike and you should be instantly transported into the space above
the top level of your crib. If you are not, alternate between the gas and
reverse buttons and soon you and your bike will be inside, and above. You can
jump down to above the main crib floor, to the entrance walkway, or down to
the ground level. The lowest ground level is solid. And there is a partially
solid exterior wall on the southwest where the camera and your character can
partially move outside of the wall. To exit the area you'll have to suicide
or save/load.

Blue Hell - Red Light Crib
I've been able to warp myself into blue hell again. This time it's by riding
a bike onto the pimp bed in the Red Light crib. It's not nearly as easy as the
last one. Your bike doesn't want to stay on the bed and will often become
attached to the wall. I eventually took both a Kenshin and a Tetsuo into the
crib and ended up getting it to happen about three times in 9 minutes.

[SEC13]                                           Character Creation - Agent 47

Presets: Male, Caucasian, Athletic, Middle Aged
^This will give you the Body, Nose, Eyes, and Ears you want.

Crown: 59, 74, 73, 64, 77, 89
Forehead: 81, 55, 56
Brow: 56, 74, 76, 25, 78, 48
Eye Color: Dark Brown (2nd row, 2nd column)
Cheekbones: 6336, 89, 86, 69, 77, 35, 57, 82, 43, 64, 65, 24
Mouth: 44, 64, 38, 46, 77, 51, 69, 66, 61, 60, 50, 62, 52, 35, 50
Chin: 59, 80, 47, 15, 43, 40, 79, 92
Jaw: 50, 74, 56

Head: None
Head Hair Primary Color: Black (1st row, 1st column)
Eyebrows: Hairy

(Optional) Personality \ Facial Expression: Disgusted

-=- Optional Clothing Ideas -=-

Go to any Impressions and buy these things:
Long Sleeve Button Shirt
- Color: White, Brotherhood Bright Red, Black
- Style: Striped Tie
- Wear Options: Open
Men's Two Button Business Jacket
- Color: Black, Black, Black
- Style: Plaid
- Wear Options: Open
Men's Pleated Dress Slacks
- Color: Black, Black, Black
- Style: Plain
Rectangular Belt 1
- Color: Black
- Style: Silver

Then go to any Sloppy Seconds to buy these:
Basic Tee
- Color: White, White, White
- Wear Options: Tucked
Short Socks
- Color: Black, Red, Black
Men's Tightie Whities
- Color: Black, Red, Black

And finally to any Branded store to grab:
Worker Boots
- Color: Black, Charcoal, Slate Gray
- Style: Leather

[SEC14]                       Character Creation - Bruce Campbell (Evil Dead 2)

I made the younger version from Evil Dead 2.

Photo of completed character:

Male, Caucasian, Athletic, Young

25, 55, 30, 10
Skin: Pale White (3rd Row, 1st Column)

Crown: 94, 89, 69, 69, 29, 84
Forehead: 73, 84, 60
Brow: 50, 75, 50, 29, 50, 50
Eyes: 42, 31, 44, 19, 38, 0, 46, 29, 54, 0
Eye Color: Dark Brown (2nd Row, 2nd Column)
Ears: 71, 43, 67, 69, 65, 80, 32, 94, 62, 72, 98, 53, 30, 0
Cheekbones: 87, 71, 77, 83, 49, 85, 59, 67, 75, 30, 44, 60, 53
Nose: 13, 71, 28, 13, 35, 59, 65, 12, 44, 54, 20, 0, 21, 56, 49, 87, 6, 84, 42
Mouth: 29, 67, 31, 62, 12, 64, 22, 72, 20, 71, 25, 44, 55, 76, 62
Chin: 59, 79, 59, 84, 23, 27, 60, 100
Jaw: 72, 28, 13

Primary & Secondary & Facial Color: Black (1st Row, 1st Column)
Head: Messy
Sideburns: Pointy
Eyebrows: Hairy and Sad

-=- Optional Clothing Ideas -=-

Go to any Impressions and buy these things:
Long Sleeve Button Shirt
- Colors: Midnight Blue
- Style: Plain
- Wear Options: Open
Rectangular Belt 1
- Color: Black
- Style: Steel

Then go to any Sloppy Seconds to buy these:
Men's Tank Top 1
- Colors: White
- Style: Dirty
- Wear Options: Tucked
Men's Jeans 1
- Color: Black, Bistre, Brown
- Style: Stone Washed

And finally to any Branded store to grab:
Worker Boots
- Color: Black, Charcoal, Slate Gray
- Style: Leather

[SEC15]                                            Fun Things To Do When Bored?

Everyone eventually asks, "What do I do now?" I thought this could be fun for
those that have done everything already, or if you're just wanting a break
from the main story. Here are a few inventive ways I entertained myself
between finding my "bits", making FAQs, and goofing off. Hopefully you'll find
some fun in them.

Several enthusiastic people have more than doubled the list I'm including
below. Their talent can be seen at:

Basic Thieving Guidelines
Once you have the item in your hands you must use that item to kill every
pedestrian, gang member, police officer, and pimp that you see as you make
your way to the specified location. Vehicles are not allowed. Sprinting is
allowed. If someone runs away from you, you do not have to chase them.

Mission 1 - Thieving - Club Koi
Take the Electric Guitar, Turntable, EQ Machine, or Keyboard from Club Koi,
Red Light District to your University Loft on Frat Row. Basic Thieving
Guidelines apply. When you arrive at your destination you may enter and
recruit homies if you wish.

Mission 2 - Thieving - Ghettoblaster
Take a Boombox from an airport guard shack to your Red Light Loft in Prawn
Court. Basic Thieving Guidelines apply. When you arrive at your destination
you may enter and recruit homies if you wish.

Mission 3 - Thieving - Donnie's Dolls
Take a blow-up doll from Donnie's Garage (just north of Rim Jobs in Little
Shanghai, Chinatown) to your Red Light Loft in Prawn Court. Basic Thieving
Guidelines apply. When you arrive at your destination you may enter and
recruit homies if you wish.

Mission 4 - In Your Face!
Complete 20 muggings while standing in front of a Police station or

Mission 5 - Bar Fight!
Take as many homies as you can with you to Club Koi in the Red Light
District. Reviving homies is not allowed during this mission. Walk up the
stairs to your right, grab a bar stool and throw it at someone to start a
brawl. You may not use any weapons besides your fists and bar stools.
Throwing bar stools or people is allowed. Killing staff members is a bonus.
Try to get your police notoriety as high as possible. When all of the
stools have disappeared, open the doors and enter the next room to continue
the brawl. When those stools are gone you are free to leave the club and
deal with the cops as you wish.

Mission 6 - Kidnapping - The Interrogation
There is a police officer that has some information you need. This punk is a
tough one though and it's not going to be easy to get it out of him. At sunset
he leaves work and you'll definitely find him somewhere near the Brown Baggers
Liquor store in Poseidon Alley, Docks & Warehouse District. You'll know him
when you see him. Take him to the warehouse in southwest Stoughton and do your
thing. There are several melee objects you can use there and I know that guy
is scared of heights. Once he gives you the information you can "let" him fall.
Remember to use the Shock Paddles to keep him alive as long as needed.
(You receive those after Ambulance Level 10).

Mission 7 - Kidnapping - Stop The Hype
A redneck named Jim Billy has some dirt on you and he's going to expose you
if you don't pay him. I've just been informed that right now he's in the
passenger seat of a Peterliner on Interstate 398. Go there as fast as you can
and start hijacking big trucks until you find him. You'll know him when you
see him because he'll be acting like a hostage. Evade the police as best you
can and make your way to the Filmore, Downtown exit. From there head west to
your Downtown Loft and take him inside for your homies to enjoy.

Mission 8 - Combined Fun
Complete 40 kills while driving the Kent in the Saints Row District. Weapons
are allowed and encouraged. Especially grenades.

Mission 9 - The Nude Loop
Remove all clothing, equip yourself with a Samurai Sword, grab the motorcycle
of your choice and drive to the nearest Interstate 389 access ramp. That's your
turning point for this mission. Travel counter clockwise from that point back
to that point, then reverse and go the other way until you reach it again, etc.
Take out as may vehicles and sign posts as possible along the way. Once you've
made the loop at least 3 times and back, cause a traffic jam by parking your
bike in the middle of a lane. Again, take out as many vehicles as possible.
Most of the people won't even run away until it's on fire.

Mission 10 - Dark Days
While wearing the Construction outfit you must kill 50 people in the Phantom
Caverns. (Located in Spelunkers Clothing in Black Bottom, Factories District.)
The only weapons you may use are your fists and anything you can find inside
the caverns to pick up.

Mission 11 - Heli-Smash
Land your favorite helicopter on 5 normal people. It only counts if they die.
Then land on 2 gang members. Pimps do not count. And finally land on 1 police
officer. This must be done in one run. You're counts reset if the heli


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