Your Life For Mine (Bronze) Steal a life from a buddy, he doesn't need it.
Stick That In Your Archive (Bronze) Complete the game in single player mode.
Half Way There (Bronze) Complete half the game.
Its Aboot Time (Bronze) Complete 'Oh. Canada' in 12 minutes.
Lights out (Bronze) Defeat the level 2 boss 'Old Berney' without losing a
Smooth sailing (Bronze) Complete 'The Hate Boat' without using a continue.
With honor (Bronze) Defeat 10 Samurai in 'Well FU too'
Master collector (Silver) Collect all the Matt Hazard Game Boxes throughout
My buddy and me (Silver) Complete the game in Co-op mode.
Score (Silver) Reach 500,000 points.
Come On Down! (Silver) Collect all the pachinko coins in the game.
Houston, We Have Perfection (Gold) Take no damage to the Landing Pod and land
perfectly on the landing pad.