Funny Junk - Guide for The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

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                             I:Table of Contents
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I:Table of Contents
II:Young Link Funny Junk
III:Adult Link Funny Junk
IV:Both Funny Junk
V:Copyright, Notes, and All That Other Junk

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                           II:Young Link Funny Junk
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1.In the Castle Courtyard, in the field with Zelda there, there are two windows. One 
on the left, one on the right. If you look at an angle through one, you'll see 
Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi posters hanging up. Shoot at that window with the slingshot, 
and somin' funny will happen, but I'm gonna leave a surprise and not tell you what 
will happen.
2.This one isn't funny, but it's cool, and you'll need to remember this for two of 
Adult Link's Funny Junk. When you're in Zora's Domain, where the Zora is that gives 
you the Silver Scale, well, you should know that giant waterfall right there. Jump 
off the waterfall and don't press any thing, and Link will put his arms out and dive 
and scream loudly. Remember to remember this.
3.In Lon Lon Ranch where Talon is sleeping in the mournin' with the Super Cuccos 
peckin' at 'em, play the game. If there's a Super Cucco in the nest in the Southeast 
corner (you won't see 'em), and you walk over it unnoticably, a cinema scene will 
start automatically. It'll either show Link get pulled into the nest and hear an egg 
splatter and Link coming out with egg yolk on his head, or it'll show Link get 
pulled into the nest and come out with the Super Cucco on his head, pecking his eyes 
badly, and Link will run out of the room and come back without the Super Cucco and 
two big swollen eyes that go away slowly.
4.Get the Cucco in the waterfall in Gerudo Valley. Throw it while in air, and it'll 
fall into the water, after it goes down the next waterfall, it'll disapper.

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                           III:Adult Link Funny Junk
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1.You know the 'cool' one I told you before? This is just like that, only as Adult 
Link. The water will be frozen, so you know what will happen when he lands...(he he)
2.This is just like the last one, but only equip the iron boots and jump off the 
ledge in Gerudo Valley. If you press up when he jumps, he'll do a million (by 
rounding) frontflips, scream, wiggle crazy, and hit his head on the ground of water 
and not get hurt. But only if you do this right.
3.After you get Epona, go off the ledge in Gerudo Valley, but perposely don't make 
it. Here, both Link and Epona will fall and hit the water together. And wiggle crazy.
4.This one is just like the last one, only make it, but as soon as you leave the 
ground, press and hold backwards on the control stick, and Epona will make it, but 
Link will fall off her half way and fall onto the solid beach.
5.This one is like the last one and the one before that. Use all but three of the 
carrots on Epona and they'll almost make it, but hit the  ledge and fall down all 
the way, knocked out.
6.This one is like the last one and the one before that and the one before that. 
Equip the Hover Boots before you  jump on Epona. When you're at Gerudo Valley, Go 
off the ledge without useing any of the carrots and you'll walk in air, but before 
you fall, then use all of the carrots while still walking on air , and they won't 
fall, but Epona will get her head hit by the big pole.
7.At gerudo valley, hit the big pole across the gap with the longshot and hold 
backwards on the control stick and Link will fight against the pull.

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                                IV:Both Funny Junk
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1.Attack a Cucco, millions will play Tackle Football with you. And you've got the 
football.

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               V:Copyright, Notes, and All That Other Junk
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