| ...But Can You Parallel Park? |
Make it through outer space without taking any damage. |
Bronze |
| A Funny Thing Happened on the Way up the Dragon (secret) |
Defeat General Dragon. |
Bronze |
| A Speech for Sore Ears |
Wear yourself out listening to Mr. Pink. |
Bronze |
| A Toothache Named Disaster (secret) |
Defeat General Tiger. |
Bronze |
| Best Actor (secret) |
Unlock all trophies. |
Platinum |
| Better Squidaddle |
Don't take any damage while riding the squid. |
Bronze |
| Bonus Maximus |
Complete all Bonus Stages within the time limit. |
Bronze |
| Butterball Bailout |
Find the secret route while on a diet. |
Bronze |
| Bye Bye Bunnie (secret) |
Defeat General Rabbit. |
Bronze |
| Calibrus Unleashed (secret) |
Make your first cut with Calibrus. |
Bronze |
| Crabherd |
It's Like a Shepherd for Crabs |
Keep all the baby crabs safe. |
Bronze |
| Death of a Sales Rat (secret) |
Defeat General Rat. |
Bronze |
| Dog on a Short Tin Leash (secret) |
Defeat General Dog. |
Bronze |
| Double Trouble |
Play with a friend for the first time. |
Bronze |
| Every Squirrel Has Its Thorns |
Anger the mother of all squirrels. |
Bronze |
| Fiddler on the Woof (secret) |
Defeat General Robo-Dog. |
Bronze |
| Flagrant Misconduct |
Foul the Witch in the wrestling ring. |
Bronze |
| Fly Beta Kappa |
Defeat the Kappagaeru without touching the ground. |
Bronze |
| Head Hoarder (secret) |
Find every type of head. |
Silver |
| Head Hunter (secret) |
Find 50 different types of heads. |
Bronze |
| Hole-Diggin' Varmints! |
Save all the Wild Waste locals. |
Bronze |
| I'll Second String YOU! |
PLAYER 2 |
Defeat 50 grubs. |
Bronze |
| Is That a Mask, or Is That Your Face? |
Peek in on all the wrestlers' home lives. |
Bronze |
| It's a Grubby Job, But... |
Defeat 1,000 grubs. |
Bronze |
| La Cage aux Fowls (secret) |
Defeat General Rooster. |
Bronze |
| Lead Sparkleholic |
Collect 10,000 Moonsparkles. |
Bronze |
| Long Snake's Journey Into Plight (secret) |
Defeat General Snake. |
Bronze |
| Luna Kazooed (secret) |
Watch the Moon Witch transform Pikarina and Ying Yang in every possible way. |
Bronze |
| Mass Exodus |
Set 22 puppet children free in a single playthrough. |
Bronze |
| Moon Gravity |
Use cuts 100 times to juggle grubs and keep them in the air. |
Bronze |
| Much Apork About Mutton (secret) |
Defeat Generals Pig and Sheep. |
Bronze |
| No Dragon Your Heels |
Make it across General Dragon's back without taking any damage. |
Bronze |
| Nosferatu Blues |
Listen to Dracula's entire rant. |
Bronze |
| Now That's Using Your Head (Hur, Hur) |
Use every Head Action correctly. |
Gold |
| On the Rocks |
Reunite all the iceberg dwellers for a toast. |
Bronze |
| Predictably Gullible |
Shoot down all the seagulls using the deck cannons. |
Bronze |
| Read Between the Lines |
Read all the picture books. |
Bronze |
| Recapitated (secret) |
Obtain your first head. |
Bronze |
| Shear Genius? |
Make 10,000 cuts with Calibrus. |
Bronze |
| Shmup to Scratch |
Shoot down all the pigeon squadrons. |
Bronze |
| Soul Searcher (secret) |
Rescue your first soul. |
Bronze |
| Soul Searcherer (secret) |
Rescue a ton of captive souls. |
Bronze |
| Soul Searcherest (secret) |
Rescue all of the captive souls. |
Silver |
| Sparktacular |
Collect all the Hundredsparkles using Kutaro. |
Bronze |
| Strapping Jockey |
Win the train race without taking any damage. |
Bronze |
| Super Buccaneer Grapple Master |
Defeat 100 grubs after reeling them in with the Hookclaw. |
Bronze |
| Super Chivalry Deflection Master |
Perform 300 successful Guards. |
Bronze |
| Super Luchador Pancake Master |
Defeat 30 grubs using Body Slams. |
Bronze |
| Super Ninjitsu Kablooey Master |
Defeat 3 grubs with a single Bomb. |
Bronze |
| Supporting Sparkleholic |
PLAYER 2 |
Collect 3,000 Moonsparkles. |
Bronze |
| Surgical Striker |
Cut all the souls from all the Weavers without letting a single one recover. |
Bronze |
| The Cruelty of Youth |
Turn all the caterpillars into butterflies, then cut them down. |
Bronze |
| The Flawed Couple (secret) |
Defeat General Horse. |
Bronze |
| The Other Flying Circus |
Perform 20 consecutive Boost Cuts without touching the ground. |
Bronze |
| The Spacemonkey Falleth (secret) |
Defeat General Monkey. |
Bronze |
| The Taming of the Moo (secret) |
Defeat General Bull. |
Bronze |
| The Tyrant's Inner Tyrant |
Open the nested Moon Bear King doll all the way. |
Bronze |
| The Wooden Shoe Drops (secret) |
Witness the end of each of the three puppet fugitives. |
Silver |
| Three-Second Rule |
Pick up your fallen head 100 times. |
Bronze |
| Triple Tete (secret) |
Arm yourself with three of the same head. |
Bronze |
| Ursus Descending (secret) |
Defeat the Moon Bear King. |
Bronze |
| What the Cat Drags In (secret) |
Investigate the environment for the first time. |
Bronze |
| Who Needs Enemies? (secret) |
PLAYER 2 |
Throw away Player 1's head 10 times. |
Bronze |
