| Acceptance (secret) |
You accepted your fate and chose the name "Douchebag" yourself. |
15 |
| Animal Cruelty |
Fart on animals 25 times. |
15 |
| Are We Cool? |
Find Jesus while playing as a Jew. |
15 |
| Ass of Fire |
Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass. |
15 |
| Avenger |
Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious. |
15 |
| Canadian Handshake |
Fart on people 100 times |
15 |
| Chinpoko loco |
Collect 15 Chinpokomon. |
30 |
| Chinpokolypse |
Collect all the Chinpokomon. |
75 |
| Clothes Whore |
Complete all available Costume Sets. |
75 |
| Daddy Issues |
Befriend your Dad. |
15 |
| Day Walker |
Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles. |
15 |
| Dog Whistle |
Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form. |
15 |
| Dragon Wrath |
Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat. |
15 |
| Elven Hero (secret) |
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. |
30 |
| Face Hoff (secret) |
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. |
15 |
| First Day in South Park |
Spend one day in South Park. |
15 |
| For the Hoarder |
Sell nothing the entire game. |
15 |
| Friends in Strange Places |
Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes. |
15 |
| Full Arsenal |
Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game. |
15 |
| Gingivitis |
Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking. |
15 |
| Heisenberg |
Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap. |
15 |
| Inside Joke (secret) |
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. |
15 |
| Irritable Bowels |
**** your pants during a boss battle. |
15 |
| Junk Peddler |
Sell 300 junk items. |
15 |
| Just Saying Hi |
Fart on each available buddy in the game. |
15 |
| KKK Hero (secret) |
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. |
30 |
| Made This for You |
Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat. |
15 |
| Make it Rain! |
Spend $500. |
15 |
| Mastery |
Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities. |
15 |
| More Popular Than Jesus |
Befriend Half of South Park. |
30 |
| New Kid On The Block |
Join the KKK. |
15 |
| No Child Left Behind |
Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out. |
15 |
| Nonconformist (secret) |
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. |
15 |
| Outpatient (secret) |
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS. |
15 |
| Parkeologist |
Open all garages in South Park. |
15 |
| Perverted (secret) |
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds. |
15 |
| Poco Chinpoko |
Collect 5 Chinpokomon. |
15 |
| Pulling Mud |
**** your pants in battle three times. |
15 |
| Re-Buttal |
Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart. |
15 |
| Shopaholic |
Complete half of the available costume sets. |
15 |
| Shutout |
Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle. |
15 |
| Skilled Defender |
Block 100 attacks. |
15 |
| Stay Down |
Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out. |
15 |
| Stick Savior (secret) |
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. |
25 |
| Too Far (secret) |
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus. |
15 |
| Truth to Power |
Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister. |
15 |
| Two Girls, One Stick (secret) |
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. |
15 |
| Weapon Proficiency |
Score 100 perfect attacks. |
15 |
| You bastards! |
Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game. |
15 |
