Are We There Yet?
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"teevee" ( @ crosswinds . net ) BB Y ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- New! for edition 1.1: [abridged] update list! this update dated Saturday, 06/26/99 * Fixed some errors found after copying from the cluebook. * Changed the URL to the CORRECT site. * Began work on UHS version of this walkthrough (est. % complete: 4) with an ETA of two weeks. * Ditched line count at end of FAQ. * Changed document from Walkthrough to FAQ/Walkthrough. * Still waiting to capture and implement screen shots! * Added Authorization Codes to end of this document to alert people obtaning this document from an unauthorized site. There are only two as of this update. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!! SEND ME E-MAIL IF YOU FIND ERRORS!! DO NOT UPDATE THIS FILE MANUALLY! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- F O R E W A R D : Unfortunately, since some of the puzzles in the game are 100% graphical, I can not give the answers to all of the puzzles. However, I have tried the best I can, and hopefully the major update of this walkthrough (2.0) will be written in HTML and I can put up screen shots. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [This letter has been taken from the official Are We There Yet Cluebook & Travel Guide] Dear MALLET Family, Congratulations on winning fourth place in our exciting sweepstakes. You already know how good Popped Clusters cereal is - made from whole grain sugar, U.S.made chemicals, country- fresh air, and no tropical oils. Now you, the DULLARDS, can learn about your country, too, as you travel the concrete ribbon that wraps the proud package we call America. This travel guide provides all the information you'll need to find your way on the trip, and even gives valuable tips that will speed you on your journey toward your final destination. But keep this in mind, MALLARD family: Use your travel guide only when you need to, or you might miss most the fun of your trip. So happy motoring, Popped Clusters customers! Enjoy your trip, and don't forget to bring along plenty of Popped Clusters cereal. Serve it hot, serve it cold, or throw it under your tires on icy days to improve your traction - it's better than gravel! Drive Safely, T. Garland Husk Director of Promotions ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ALABAMA DISMALS SAD LOW WOE MOURNER GRIMM MELANCHOLY DESOLATE UNHAPPY GRAVE CLOUDY BLUE MOODY DEPRESSED DISMAL -- ALABAMA COON DOG MEMORIAL select buttons in this order: 7, 2, 4, 6, 1, 8 PHRASE: FLEAS - ADAM HAD `EM ---- ALASKA ICE WORM FESTIVAL This is a graphical puzzle; however I will tell you the directions needed to successfully complete this puzzle, and provide you with an ASCII drawing. I will tell you which direction to go only when you are on a snowflake. START; right, down, right, right, down, right, right, up; END *----* S-->---* | | E | | | | *-----^ | | v----< >---* | | | | KEY: *--v | S = start (worm head) | | >,^,v,< = pointing hand *-----^ * = snowflake E = end (igloo) -- ALASKA EARTHQUAKE PARK This is a graphical puzzle; however, I will attempt to describe the two pictures. PICTURE 1: On the far left is a solitary pine tree. To the right of that is a small building with a blank sign to it's right and a large sign reading "EARTHQUAKE PARK --- ENTRANCE ---". On the right side of the picture are several pine trees which disappear into the horizon. There is a mountain covering the area above the horizon line, with the exception of a small bit of sky and a few clouds. PICTURE 2: On the right side of the picture is a collapsed building. It has buckled in the middle and there is a broken window. The blank sign to the right of the house is not broken, but is slightly misaligned. The "EARTHQUAKE PARK --- ENTRANCE ---" sign is slanted back. On the right side of the picture are two pine trees. One of them, very close to the bottom edge of the picture, has completely toppled. The other, farther back, is tilted severly to the left. Running through the middle of the picture is a fault line. It runs back and splits into two different directions. The left fork takes the fault through the middle of the building, while the right fork runs back to the horizon and disappears where the mountain has collapsed. The clouds are running down where the mountain collapsed. I hope these descriptions helped! ---- ARIZONA HALL OF FLAME This is the order of the letters that you should type in the two columns running north-south: COLUMN ONE: J,S,O,L,X,A,M,G,Z,I,R,C,K COLUMN TWO: E,B,Y,T,P,D,V,H,W,Q,U,N,F -- ARIZONA TOMBSTONE The tombstone should read: HERE LIES THE BODY OF JONATHAN GROUND WHO WAS LOST AT SEA AND NEVER FOUND ---- ARKANSAS BAYOU BARTHOLOMEW See the world's longest bayou tours may vary in length Especially if you get lost -- ARKANSAS GOLDFISH CAPITAL OF THE WORLD This is a graphical puzzle, and I can not help you. However, I can give you a hint; the fish moving across the screen help greatly in correctly lining up the tiles. ---- CALIFORNIA SHAKESPEARE AT THE CHEESE FACTORY The answers are variations of quotes from Shakespeare that have been given a "cheese" theme EYE OF NEWT AND TOE OF FROG WOOL OF BAT AND TONGUE OF DOG TAIL OF CAT AND WINDS OF BEES ALL TO MAKE OUR FAMOUS CHEESE TO BRIE OR NOT TO BRIE THAT IS THE QUESTION WHETHER SAPSAGO AND BLEU OR ROMANO FOR YOU OR JACK AND COLBY OR SARDO FOR ME -- CALIFORNIA DRIVE-THRU TREE Explination: The clearings between the trees are numbered; the object is to travel from clearing to clearing in a numerical order from the start at clearing 1 to the end at clearing 15. To move, click on a tree next to the clearing the car is in; this will take you to another clearing. Click in the direction (north, south, east, or west) given below to travel from one clearing to the next. (For example, clicking east in clearing 1 will move you to clearing 2, etc.) A Helpful Compass: ^ N < W+E > S v 1, east. 2, west. 3, east. 4, north. 5, west. 6, south. 7, east. 8, west. 9, south. 10, east. 11, west. 12, west. 13, south. 14, south. ---- COLORADO MINT Select the buttons in the order indicated by the numbers below. | Puzzle 1: | Puzzle 2: | Puzzle 3: | | | | | | 1, 2, 5, 7, 9 | 2, 4, 6, 7, 9 | 2, 4, 5, 7, 8 | | word:COLD | word:HARD | word:CASH | -- COLORADO LAZY-U DUDE RANCH 1st Chore: FEED THE LIVESTOCK 2nd Chore: CLEAN THE STABLES 3rd Chore: MEND THE FENCES 4th Chore: BEARS RAID THE GARBAGE 5th Chore: HIKE TO THE BATHROOM 6th Chore: CHOP FIREWOOD 7th Chore: DO THE COOKING 8th Chore: ROUNDUP THE CATTLE 9th Chore: BRAND THE HORSES 10th Chore: CLEAN FISH THANK YOU FOR VISING THE LAZY-U DUDE RANCH. WE HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR. SHEEP SHEARING STARTS IN JUNE. ---- CONNECTICUT GURLEYVILLE GRIST MILL ANTIPaSTO EArTHQUAKE SHAKeSPEARE MINNOw GOOBeR MINt ANARChY MOXIe BUZZArD KEGLeR BAyOU ACCIDeNT tORIUM -- CONNECTICUT UNITED HOUSE WRECKING COMPANY 1st Group: ROOF, DOORS, WOOD, GLASS, STAIRS 2nd Group: WALLS, FLOOR, BRICKS, MORTAR, BOARDS 3rd Group: STUDS, ATTIC, CELLAR, CEILING, RAILING 4th Group: WINDOWS, FIREPLACE, ATRIUM, DORMER, GABLE 5th Group: EAVES, CUPOLA, STUCCO, SHUTTER, RONTUNDA 6th Group: PARAPET, CORNICE, MOLDING, PLINTH, SHINGLES Cryptogram: HEY, MACK! GOT A WISEGUY HERE WHO SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON SYCAMORE STREET, NOT AVENUE. ---- DELAWARE HALL OF RECORDS Part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. The second part, however, I CAN help you with. 1st tire: ND (coNDor, geNDer, laNDau) 2nd tire: AT (flATly, loAThe, chATty) 3rd tire: TH (unTHaw, leTHal, meTHod) 4th tire: MP (poMPon, coMPel, arMPit) 5th tire: MB (woMBat, toMBoy, huMBug) 6th tire: FO (oxFOrd, beFOre, unFOld) -- DELAWARE MUSKRAT SKINNING SHACK 1st word: OX 2nd word: FOX 3rd word: LYNX 4th word: DOGMA 5th word: BEDBUG 6th word: VARMINT 7th word: AARDWOLF ---- FLORIDA SPONGE-O-RAMA Hey, kewl, a cryptograph! W + HUT | IS | FULL | OFF | HOLES | HAND | YEA! | ?? | HOLE + Ds | WATER i.e. What Is Full Of Holes And Yet Holds Water well? a SPONGE, of course! -- FLORIDA SNAKE-A-TORIUM Group 1: CORAL, MAMBA, BANDY-BANDY, TIGER, COBRA, GABOON VIPER Group 2: RATTLER, ANACONDA, RIVER JACK, DEATH ADDER, TWO HEADED Group 3: ROAD GUARDER, YELLOW FACED WHIP, BANDED KRAIT, COTTONMOUTH, MOCCASIN Group 4: BUSHMASTER, PURPLE GLOSSED, COPPERHEAD, HERALD, KEELBACK Group 5: PARADISE TREE, CENTIPEDE EATER, CARPET VIPER, BOOMSLANG, MAMUSHI SNAKE-A-TORIUM MEMORIAL DEDICATED TO THOSE BRAVE TOURISTS WHO TRIED THEIR HAND AT MILKING SNAKES ---- GEORGIA LOVERS' LEAP The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. The second part, however, is a crossword puzzle. J RICKY U L L J G Y I O A D BARBIE I apologize if this is hard to read. ISOLDE L T D E A JOHNNY CLEOPATRA N A Romeo and JULIET L H E D N Lucy and RICKY I I ADONIS C Bonnie and CLYDE ALLEN E Y Napoleon and JOSEPHINE A EVE Adam and EVE H Tristan and ISOLDE Ken and BARBIE Dagwood and BLONDIE Pygmalion and GALATEA Antony and CLEOPATRA Venus and ADONIS Frankie and JOHNNY Sid and NANCY Burns and ALLEN Samson and DELILAH -- GEORGIA BIG PIG JIG P I G H O E S O W S P A S C H A P S P O R T A C E O R E T W O P O R K H A R E W V E W E T G E L Y E N A S E A O V E N I D I O M T H A T P E A S N N P E V E N T ---- HAWAII PINEAPPLE PLANT (incomplete as of edition 1.0) ._________________________________________. |W H|Y _|A|R E |T H|E R|E _|S|O |M A|N Y| |_|~ _| | |_|~|_|_|~__|~__|_ =| |_|~__|~| |S|A|F E|T Y| |P R|E|C A|U|T|I|O|N S| A|T| | |=~~|_|___| | |=__ ~| | |__~_ |~~~~= | | |T H|I S| P I|N E A|P|P|L E |P|L A|N T|?| `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SAFETY PRECAUTIONS AT THIS PINEAPPLE PLANT? .____________________________________________. |B|E C|A|U S|E T|H E| P|I N|E A|P P|L|E S| |_`~| | |__ BECAUSE THE PINEAPPLES THEY PROCESS HERE ARE ACTUALLY HAND GRENADES -- HAWAII LUAU A word find... I've always hated these, but I have the answers right here for you. Horizontal Words: HONEYCREEPER, PINEAPPLETIDBITS, GRASSSKIRT, BEACHTOWEL Vertical Words: PTOMAINEPOISONING, ANTS, SANDCRABS, OCEANVIEW Diagonal Words: GECKO, PORTABLEBARBECUE, UKULELE, CHARCOAL, COCONUT, COCKROACH, PORKCHOPS, SUNBURN Angeled Words: PALM TREES, SALTWATER, WETBATHINGSUIT, OBNOXIOUSDRUNKS, TOURGROUP, PLASTICLEI, HAWAIIANPUNCH, PAPERPLATES, THUNDERLIZARD, VOLCANICERUPTION examples: Horizontal: HONEYCREEPER Vertical: A (ants) N T S Diagonal: G (gecko) E C K O Angled: T (thunderlizard) H UNDE R RD LIZA ---- IDAHO BALANCED ROCK 1st puzzle: TOP SPOT 2nd puzzle: OTTO, ORE HERO, SLATE METALS 3rd puzzle: YREKA BAKERY, REGAL LAGER 4th puzzle: RED ICE CIDER, GIFT FIG, SNACK CANS 1st square: LOP, LOB, ORE, BET, PET 2nd square: ATE, COW, ERE 3rd square: ROCK, IRON, PARE, SLEW 4th square: STANDS, TABOO, ABED, NOD, DO 5th square: TO, RAG, RULE, TALON, COGENT 6th square: TUT, TIMID, HUMDRUM, TIRED, DUD -- IDAHO RIVER OF NO RETURN Good luck navigating these mazes! jumble answer: ESCAPE ROUTE ---- ILLINOIS ENGINE 2500 Select the buttons in the order indicated by the numbers below. | Puzzle 1: | Puzzle 2: | Puzzle 3: | | | | | | 2, 3, 5, 7, 8 | 1, 3, 6, 7, 9 | 1, 2, 5, 9, 10 | | word:CHOO | word:CHOO | word:'BOARD! | -- ILLINOIS MAX NORDEEN'S WHEELS MUSEUM 1st tire: RC (foRCed, ciRCle, gaRCon) 2nd tire: EE (whEEls, brEEch, chEEse) 3rd tire: IR (spIRal, thIRst, whIRls) 4th tire: HE (spHEre, adHEre, scHEme) 5th tire: TU (roTUnd, acTUal, suTUre) 6th tire: OB (glOBal, phOBia, goOBer) ---- INDIANA DR. TED'S MUSICAL MARVELS MOO + SICK | HAY + S | CH + ARMS | 2 | SUIT + TH | A | ?? | BREAST i.e. Music Has Charms To Soothe A Savage Breast -- INDIANA HULMAN 100 AUTO RACE You will avoid large crowds escape the media and hear race results five times as fast. ---- IOWA BIRDLAND PARK This is the order of the letters that you should type in the two columns running north-south: COLUMN ONE: E,B,N,M,G,C,D,L,O,H,Y,A,R COLUMN TWO: Q,S,T,I,K,J,V,U,F,P,X,Z,W -- IOWA GRAFFITI NIGHT 1st puzzle: UNDERMINE ANARCHY 2nd puzzle: MY KARMA RAN OVER MY DOGMA 3rd puzzle: DOES THE NAME PAVLOV RING A BELL 4th puzzle: HE WHO HESITATES IS LUNCH CHARLES DARWIN 5th puzzle: REALITY IS USEFUL: IT OCCUPIES THE TIME BETWEEN FANTASIES 6th puzzle: I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW NOW WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW THEN ---- KANSAS GARDEN OF EDEN The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. The second part, however, I CAN help you with. select buttons in this order: 4, 1, 7, 6, 8, 5, 3, 2 Phrase: MADAM, I'M ADAM -- KANSAS DODGE CITY The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. The second part, however, I CAN help you with. THERE WAS AN OLD COWBOY OUT WEST WHO WITH A GUN WAS THE BEST HE WOULD AIM AND FIRE HIS GUN FOR HIRE THEN BEAT ON HIS BULLET PROOF VEST ---- KENTUCKY WANDERING WOODS Good luck navigating this maze! -- KENTUCKY CRAPPIE FISHING Horizontal Words: BOTTOMFISH, DECOY, LIFEJACKET, SUITCASE, KEYS, CATTAILS, BATHINGSUIT, PADDLE, STEERINGWHEEL, WALLET, STUFFEDANIMAL, BEERCAN Vertical Words: LADIESPURSE, FALSETEETH, ROWBOAT, GLOVE, COMPUTER, TREELIMB, SNAPPINGTURTLE, CRAPPIE, SUNBLASSES, CEMENTSHOES Diagonal Words: REVOLVER, CORSET, TRACTORSEAT, ANCHOR, MINNOW, TIRE, WATERMOCCASIN, CRAWDAD ---- LOUISIANA FORT HUMBUG Hint: All words are expressions of distress, consternation, doubt, or amazement. 1st Group: RATS, HECK, DARN, EGAD, DANG, DRAT, SHOOT, BLAST, JEEZE, HOGWASH, FUDGE, SHUCKS, CRIPES 2nd Group: PHOOEY, HUMBUG, HOOEY, BALONEY, POPPYCOCK, RUBBISH, DADBLAMED, NONSENSE, DADBURNED 3rd Group: GADZOOKS, GOLDARNED, DOGGONED, BALDERDASH, TOMMYROT, HORSEPUCKY, JEEPERS, FIDDLESTICKS -- LOUISIANA POSSUMS UNLIMITED The first puzzle is a Simon, and the correct answers vary. Good luck if you are using a fast computer! You should try Mo'Slo and/or Turbo (found at the URL at the end of this FAQ.) select buttons in this order: 2, 6, 4, 1, 3, 5 Phrase: You're just playing possum! ---- MAINE HOLY MACKEREL TOURNAMENT Hint: All answers are types of fish. 1st group: PIKE, TUNA, SOLE, HAKE 2nd group: TROUT, PERCH, SHARK, SMELT, GUPPY 3rd group: SALMON, MINNOW, MARLIN, BELUGA 4th group: HERRING, SARDINE, ANCHOVY, GRUNION, CRAPPIE, GROUPER, DOLPHIN, HADDOCK, PIRANHA 5th group: STURGEON, PICKEREL, FLOUNDER, STINGRAY, MACKEREL -- MAINE MOXIE FESTIVAL All of the words in the first puzzle are MOXIE. select buttons in this order: 2, 5, 7, 8, 10 Answer: PLUCK ---- MARYLAND ACCIDENT CITY Hint: All answers are based on the theme of accidents. OOPS ACCIDENT CATACLYSM MISHAP CALAMITY CATASTROPHE SETBACK DEBACLE SORRY -- MARYLAND SOWSBURY 500 PIG RACES Unfortunately, I am not currently capable to accurately display the borders between each of the blocks. However, I have tried to display the information as accurately as possible. NOTE EWE TEACH HARM ASEA THAN LYNCH OLEO DAMPLY EMPTIED INLET MELLOW ADOPTED L WHET IS ---- MASSACHUSETTS WALDEN POND PONDER THIS: "WHILE MEN BELIEVE IN THE INFINATE SOME PONDS WILL BE THOUGHT TO BE BOTTOMLESS." -- MASSACHUSETTS PAPER HOUSE Hint: The answers to these puzzles are all people who have a role in the construction of a house. Press [ENTER] after solving a puzzle to go onto the next. ARCHITECT FRAMER GARDENER CONTRACTOR GLAZIER INSPECTOR BUILDER PLUMBER OCCUPANT CARPENTER ELECTRICIAN ---- MICHIGAN RED FLANNEL FACTORY Horizontal Words: LONGJOHNS, CRINOLINE, NYLONS, DRAWERS, BUSTLE, PANTIES DICKEY, LOINCLOTH, BOXERSHORTS, MONEYBELT, GIRDLE, BULLETPROOFVEST, SUPPORTER Vertical Words: SHOULDERPADS, BRIEFS, BLOOMERS, CHEMISE, STEPINS, LINGERIE, UNDERPANTS, FLANNELS, SKIVIES, GARTERS Diagonal Words: TRUSS, CORSET, UNMENTIONABLES, UNIONSUIT, SLIP, UNDIES, BRASSIERE, FALSIES, GSTRING, HOSE, TIGHTS -- MICHIGAN KITCH-ITI-KIPI SPRING 1st puzzle: 2nd puzzle: Visitors will thrill sixteen thousand gallons at the view of large of water per minute brown trout, strange erupting from the formations, and the depths of the spring sight of... ---- MINNESOTA TROUT-O-RAMA Hint: All the answers rhyme! With TROUT, no less! =: ^) ANSWERS (DOWN) Boor: LOUT Loud cry: SHOUT Brussel ___: SPROUT Highway: ROUTE Disease that settles in joints: GOUT Sauer ___: KRAUT Big nose: SNOUT Show contempt: FLOUT Opposite of in: OUT Contest or match: BOUT Sulk: POUT ANSWERS (ACROSS) Period without rain: DROUGHT Course meal: GROUT To spy on a racehorse: TOUT Projection on a teapot: SPOUT Have an uncertain opinion: DOUBT Approximately: ABOUT Power or influence: !!**need answer**!! ___-o-rama: TROUT -- MINNESOTA MIXED BONSPIEL This is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. It is extremely difficult due to the picture rescrambling and changing every one to two minutes. ---- MISSISSIPPI CONNELLY'S TAVERN 1st puzzle: 2nd puzzle: RULES NO MORE MORE RULES NO THEN FIVE PER DOGS ALLOWED BED NO BOOTS UPSTAIRS NO TO BE WORN IN BEER ALLOWED BED ORGAN IN KITCHEN NO GRINDERS SLEEP RAZOR GRINDERS IN WAREHOUSE OR TINKERS TAKEN IN -- MISSISSIPPI LONGWOOD PLANTATION The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. The second part, however, I CAN help you with. select buttons in this order: 4, 3, 5, 2, 6, 1 Phrase: MOORISH, EGYPTIAN, BYZANTINE select buttons in this order: 2, 3, 6, 7, 9 Phrase: BIZARRE ---- MISSOURI BOWLING HALL OF FAME 1st group: BOWLING ALLEY, RENTED SHOES, KEGLERS, LEAGUE NIGHT 2nd group: GUTTER, FOULED, SPLIT, SLEEPER 3rd group: HANDICAP, SPARE, STRIKE, DOUBLE, TURKEY 4th group: SCRATCH BOWLER, BROOKLYN, THREE HUNDRED GAME, TROPHIES, TOURNAMENT 5th group: SHOWBOAT CASINO -- MISSOURI CORNCOB PIPE FACTORY Select the buttons in the order indicated by the numbers below. | Puzzle 1: | Puzzle 2: | | | | | 1, 2, 4, 7, 9 | 1, 3, 5, 7, 9 | | word: COUGH | word:HACK | ---- MONTANA TERRITORIAL PRISON CROOK INMATE PRISONER FELON JAILBIRD OFFENDER CONVICT CRIMINAL SCOFFLAW -- MONTANA LAST CHANCE GULTCH This is actually seven enclosed mazes with "teleportation" points. Good luck on the maze! ---- NEBRASKA TOADSTOOL PARK TO SEE THESE ROCKS YOUVE COME SO FAR BUT TAKE OUR ADVICE STAY IN YOUR CAR FOR CLIMBING MUSHROOMS MAY LOOK LIKE FUN IT IS WHERE THE RATTLERS SUN -- NEBRASKA MUSEUM OF ROLLER SKATING R BRA DISK YOURS UNTIE EAST SKATES IRATE T ISLANDER OR STILL P LEAGUE GLIDE XENON RITE TIN UPSET T B ROT ---- NEVADA LIGHTING OF TOWN CHRISTMAS TREE Horizontal Words: SEASONSGREETINGS, GOODCHEER, FROSTY, FRUITCAKE, PRESENTS, SCROOGE, WASSAIL, NUTCRACKERSUITE, COMETANDCUPID Vertical Words: SANTACLAUS, EGGNOG, TINSEL, HOLIDAY Diagonal Words: CAROLERS, FAMILYGATHERINGS, MISTLETOE, RUDOLPH, YULETIDE, CHRISTMASCARD, PEACEONEARTH, CANDLES, HOLLY, RIBBON, SLEIGHRIDE, ORNAMENTS .___. .___. .______. ._______. .___. ._______. .______. | D |. | T | .| |. | | | | |BREADS | .| PIES |. | OR |.| W | | M | | A | | N | | R | | | | U I || E | | ELEVEN | |C B|~' | I | `~| I |~' | SEVEN | | G P | L | | L | |A T A | | N | | S | | | | H . P V | | T | |K E K | | E | | I | | | | N || I E | | ICES | |E N I| | | .__. | N | |A O L N | | U | J N | | N | |S N|_. | |____. |E |_| G | | C O I G| | T | | G | | G | | G | |BROWNIES| |I | | | | S | | | `| |' | | |BROWNING| |GHT | `| |' `~~~' `~~~' `~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~' .__. .__. .__. .__. .___.___. .___. ._______. | A| |G | |FI| |VE| | C | | | | | T | | S|_|N | | CO| |LD | | H | L | | | |M W | | TEAMI | | | | | O | O | | | | A O|~' | SIX | | T | | C | G | | | | P | | T | | H | | O | S | | | |B L | | A | | I | | L | | |____. | A E | | R | | N | | A FOUR| | THREE | | R |_ | T | | G | | T | | ORANGE | | S | | S | | S | |E | |DROPS | | | `~~~' `~~~' `~~~~~' `~~~~~~~~' `~~~~~~~' -- The first part of this is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it. The second part of this I CAN help you with. Phrase: THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE FOR A LAST CHANCE ---- NEW HAMPSHIRE THE FLUME COLUMN ONE: Y,O,E,D,U,G,C,I,H,N,R,F,W COLUMN TWO: P,V,B,S,A,M,T,X,Q,Z,L,J,K -- NEW HAMPSHIRE PONEMAH BOG The ___ from the Black Lagoon: CREATURE Tailess, leaping amphibians: FROGS Evil spirit or devil: FIEND To dig out of the earth: EXHUME Spirit of a dead person: GHOST Wharf: QUAY Body of laws of a church: CANON To make unhappy SADDEN ___ deadly sins: SEVEN Imaginary creature: MONSTER Draw off liquid gradually: DRAIN Without limit: ANY FEAR HAS MANY EYES AND CAN SEE THINGS UNDERGROUND CERVANTES FROM DON QUIXOTE ---- NEW JERSEY MARGATE ELEPHANT This is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it. -- NEW JERSEY WILD WEST MUSEUM FIRST PUZZLE Horizontal Words: SMOKESIGNAL, PALEFACE, VARMINT, RAWHIDE, TENGALLONHAT, OUTLAW, WELLSFARGO, SHADYLADY Vertical Words: BUFFALO, GRUBSTAKE, RUSTLER, SADDLESTORE Diagonal Words: BOOTHILL, COWBOY, PONYEXPRESS, TINSTAR, POSSE, SALOON, ANTELOPE, GUNSLINGER, INDIANS, RODEO, SHERRIF (SHERIFF?) Angled Words: PROSPECTOR, CATTLEDRIVE, MUSTANGRANCH, WAGONTRAIN, WATERHOLE, DOGGIES SECOND PUZZLE Horizontal Words: BOUTIQUE, MALLS, RAPIDTRANSIT, WELLSFARGO, TRENDYBARS, HUSTLER Vertical Words: GANGS, ULCERS, MOVIESTAR, CARPHONE Diagonal Words: CONVERTIBLES, BEACHBUM, SWIMMINGPOOL, SURFER, THEMEPARK, FREEWAYS, TRAFFIC, BIKINIS, RODEODRIVE Angeled Words: MUSTANGRANCH, FEDERALEXPRESS, SKATEBOARD, COMMUTERS, FORESTLAWN, STREETWALKER ---- NEW MEXICO BLUE HOLE The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. The second part, however, I CAN help you with. Phrase: EXCUSE ME, DID I SAY "WATER"? I MEANT TO ASK FOR PERRIER -- NEW MEXICO CHLORIDE BLOCK PUZZLES FIRST PUZZLE: WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO SHOP IN A GHOST TOWN SECOND PUZZLE: AT A BOOTIQUE THAT SPECIALIZES IN EXORCISE EQUIPMENT ---- NEW YORK OZTOWN USA Good luck navigating this maze! Hint: This maze is full of HIDDEN WALLS and DOORS. -- NEW YORK CATSKILLS The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. The second part, however, I CAN help you with. 1st group: MEOW, SHED, FIGHT, SKULK, SCRATCH, PROWL, ROLL OVER, CATCH MICE, HOUSE FLEAS 2nd group: CHASE DOGS, SCORN PEOPLE, HAVE KITTENS, CLIMB CURTAINS, SHRED FURNITURE, USE KITTY LITTER, VOMIT FUR BALLS ---- NORTH CAROLINA STONE HOUSE Hey, another pictogram! P + POLE | HOOT | L + HIVE | N | S + TOE + N | HOUSES | S + HOOD | KNOT | TH + ROW | GL + ASSES i.e. People who live in stone houses should not throw glasses -- NORTH CAROLINE TWEETZIE RAILROAD This is the order of the letters that you should type in the two columns running north-south: COLUMN ONE: D,L,P,G,W,U,B,O,Y,E,H,N,F COLUMN TWO: T,A,X,K,I,Z,M,R,C,V,J,Q,S ---- NORTH DAKOTA U-R NEXT BARBER SHOP Yet ANOTHER pictogram! S + HAY + V | HAND | A | HAIR + CUT | TUBA - A + ITS | i.e. Shave and a haircut two bits -- NORTH DAKOTA ROMAN MEAL PLANT 1st group: ANTIPASTO, PROSCIUTTO WITH MELON, CIOPPINO 2nd group: FETTUCCINE, GARLIC BREAD, PESTO, CHIANTI 3rd group: ZABAGLIONE 4th group: SODIUM BICARBONATE ---- OHIO SEA WORLD Horizontal Words: STARFISH, ATLANTIS, TSUNAMI, OYSTER, SPONGE, PLANKTON, SEAHORSE, SUBMARINE, SHRIMP, SALMON, WHELK, MANATEE Vertical Words: TORPEDO, CRAP, FROGMEN, WHALE, MERMAN, SQUID, HADDOCK, SAILFISH Diagonal Words: ABALONE, CLAM, PEARLYNATILUS, NEPTUNE, TUNA, SHARK, OCTOPUS, SUNKENTREASURE -- OHIO RETURN OF THE BUZZARDS TO HINCKLEY BUZZARD BUZZARD IN THE TREE I HATE THE WAY YOU STARE AT ME I WISH YOU GOOD I WISH YOU WELL I WISH YOU'D FLY STRAIGHT (STARAIGHT?) TO select buttons in this order: 2, 3, 5, 7, 9 Answer: IOWA ---- OKLAHOMA LAMB AND WOOL SHOW These two are graphical puzzles and I cannot help you with them. However, I CAN give you a hint. The first picture is of many lambs, the second is of many SHAVED lambs. -- OKLAHOMA PRAIRIE DOG TOWN There are no set answers to this puzzle. Sorry. ---- OREGON ZIG ZAG This is pretty simple, but I've drawn a diagram just in case. *--v *--v *--v *--v | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | S^ >--^ >--^ >--^ | | KEY: E* v--* v--* v--* | | | | | | | | | S = start (skiier) | | | | | | | | E = end (TO LODGE) ^--< ^--< ^--< ^--< >^v< = "This Way" signs * = tree -- OREGON VORTEX NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST STOLEN OR VACUUMED ARTICLES OR PEOPLE ---- PENNSYLVANIA MR. ED'S ELEPHANT MUSEUM select buttons in this order: 2, 3, 5, 1, 4 Phrase: COULD ANYONE MISS A LIFE-SIZE TALKING ELEPHANT? -- PENNSYLVANIA SNAKE HUNT AND RATTLESNAKE SACKING Phrase: SACK LUNCHES TO GO GUARNTEED SURPRISE IN EVERY ONE ---- RHODE ISLAND CLIFF WALK select buttons in this order: 1, 3, 6, 5, 7, 4, 2 Phrase: CAUTION: POTENTIALLY DANGEROUS IN PLACES -- RHODE ISLAND GREEN ANIMALS TOPIARY GARDENS This is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. ---- SOUTH CAROLINA GRAND AMERICAN COON HUNT Horizontal Words: MARMOSET, ARMADILLO, MONGOOSE, MANDRILL, SLOTH, PECCARY, HEDGEHOG, WEASEL, BEAVER, IBEX, BISON Vertical Words: MUSKRAT, LEMUR, MOOSE, SHREW, PANDA, RODENT, SKINK, TERRAPIN, BASILISK, IGUANA, CASSOWARY Diagonal Words: ANTEATER, WOMBAT, OPOSSUM, HYRAX, GOPHER, BANDICOOT, RACCOON, MEERKAT, TAPIR, KOALA, MOUFLON -- SOUTH CAROLINA BALLOON BOOGIE This is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it. ---- SOUTH DAKOTA BUFFALO HERD TOURS WHAT SIGNIFICANT EVENT CAUSED THE LEAD BUFFALO TO START A STAMPEDE? HE THOUGHT HE HEARD A DISCOURAGING WORD! -- SOUTH DAKOTA DINOBRATION Good luck navigating the maze! Jumble Answers: SPIDER, TURTLE, CROCODILE, COCKROACH, DINOSAUR, PALEONTOLOGIST ---- TENNESSEE TRENTON TEAPOTS select buttons in this order: 2, 3, 5, 7, 9 Answer: [picture displaying "TEA TIME"] select buttons in this order: 2, 4, 6, 8, 9 Answer: [picture of a teapot and cup] -- TENNESSEE BANANA FESTIVAL Pictogram! YEA | WEEP - P | HAY + V | SNOW - S | BAA + IN + A's i.e. Yes we have no bananas ---- TEXAS OLD RIP THE HORNED TOAD There was a horned frog named Rip Who went on a very long trip I HITCHED A RIDE HE SAID WITH PRIDE select buttons in this order: 5, 2, 1, 4, 3, 6 Phrase: BY USING MY TONGUE FOR A GRIP! -- TEXAS CACTUSLAND Just move in the directions given and you should be okay! RIGHT, RIGHT, LEFT, UP, LEFT, LEFT, UP, RIGHT, RIGHT, DOWN, RIGHT, RIGHT, UP, UP, RIGHT ---- UTAH OLD EPHRAIM'S GRAVE OLD EPHRAIM WAS A GREAT BIG BEAR IT TOOK TEN YEARS TO SHOOT HIM HERE HE LIES AT REST AT LAST THIS MONUMENT SHOULD SUIT HIM -- UTAH DUGWAY PROVING GROUNDS The first part of this is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it. The second part, however, I CAN help you with. A US ARMY INSTALLATION COVERING NEARLY NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND ACRES OF UTAH DESERT USED FOR TESTING CHEMICAL AND TACTICAL WARFARE ---- VERMONT MAPLE MUSEUM COLUMN ONE: C,D,P,Q,S,J,K,T,Y,I,O,B,X COLUMN TWO: L,Z,A,U,V,G,E,F,W,H,M,R,N -- VERMONT BLANCHE AND BILL'S PANCAKE HOUSE B A T S A D T F A T S U S A A I S L E O N E T W O T H E F O U R F L Y S I X I E N A Y E Y E T T H R E E A U R A L I E E R E S E V E N E E L T R A P F I V E L E U E S L E E K E N N U I Y Jumble answer: EIGHT IS ENOUGH ---- VIRGINIA GREAT PEANUT TOUR each of the following directions are at an arrow (not just the four-ways) RIGHT, DOWN, LEFT, DOWN, LEFT, UP, RIGHT, DOWN, RIGHT, UP, LEFT -- VIRGINIA KALEIDOSCOPE FESTIVAL This is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it. ---- WASHINGTON BIG BOTTOM BLAST No Set Answer -- WASHINGTON TURKEY WALK-OFF The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. The second part, however, I CAN help you with. select buttons in this order: 5, 7, 6, 4, 8, 2, 1, 3 Phrase: KEEP WASHINGTON GREEN ---- WEST VIRGINIA BIG UGLY LAKE IT IS BETTER TO BE BEAUTIFUL THEN TO BE GOOD BUT IT IS BETTER TO BE GOOD THAN TO BE UGLY -- WEST VIRGINIA PAW PAW TUNNEL Good luck navigating this maze! ---- WISCONSIN GREAT WALL OF CHINA The first part of this is a graphical puzzle, and I cannot help you with it. The second part, however, I CAN help you with. 1st group: FALL, JOLT, DROP, BUMP, JERK 2nd group: RUIN, BASH, CRUSH, SPLAT, BREAK 3rd group: DITCH, CRASH, SHAKE, SMASH, QUAKE 4th group: BURST, KNOCK, CRACK, FLING, EXPEL 5th group: THROW, PITCH, DERAIL, FUMBLE, PLUNGE 6th group: RATTLE, TUMBLE, JOSTLE CAREEN -- WISCONSIN DEATH'S DOOR PERISH A O C GHOST SUCCUMB O S K S I R SUTTEE L C P I L E PERNICIOUS DECEASE X X F D E I T P T E E MURDER O I DEADLY O E N R R E H R E MANSLAUGHTER ENDED I S R A C E N A LETHAA M DEATH K D I I T I CARCASS E E CARNAGE V E D I E REMAINS ---- WYOMING MUD VOLCANO PIGS WELCOME: ALL OTHER PETS MUST REMAIN IN YOUR VEHICLE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR STAINS SPOTS OR SPLASHES ON CLOTHES -- WYOMING DEVIL'S TOWER This is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it. ---- FINAL PUZZLE This is a graphical puzzle and I cannot help you with it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- APPENDIX A: SOUVENIRS FOR FINAL PUZZLE Ala. Coondog Memorial: Invisible Dog Leash Ala. Dismals: Happyface Bolo Tie Alaska Earthquake Park: Salt and Pepper Shakers Alaska Iceworm Festival: Buggy Ice Cubes Az. Tombstone: Cowboy Hat Az. Hall of Flame: Snowbubble Ark. Goldfish Capital of the World: Rubber Fish Ark. Bayou Bartholomew: Can of Bug Spray Cal. Shakespeare at Cheese Factory: Rubber Rat Cal. Drive-Thru Tree: Redwood Box Col. U.S. Mint: Commemorative Coin Purse Col. Lazy-U Dude Ranch: Spur Conn. United House Wrecking Co.: T-Shirt Conn. Gurleyville Grist Mill: Quartz Crystal Del. Hall of Records: State Sticker Del. Muskrat Skinning Shack: Muskrat Skinnin Shack Fla. Snake-A-Torium: Rubber Snake Fla. Sponge-O-Rama: Commemorative Cup and Saucer Ga. Big Pig Jig: Cool Shades Ga. Lover's Leap: Giant Wax Lips Ha. Pineapple Plant: Hula Girl Doll Ha. Luau: Pooka Shell Necklace Ha. Diamondhead: Loud Bermuda Shorts Id. River of No Return: Sand and Water from Beach Id. Balanced Rock: Chunk of Boulder Ill. Max Nordeen's Wheel Museum: Hubcap Ill. Engine 2500: Turquiose Ring Ind. Hulman 100 Auto Race: Giant Thumbtack Ind. Dr. Ted's Musical Marvels: Tom Tom Ia. Birdland Park: Plastic Flamingo Ia. Graffiti Night: Giant Pen Ks. Garden of Eden: Rubber Gorilla Ks. Dodge City: Miniature Cowboy Hat Ky. Crappie Fishing: Pennant Ky. Wandering Woods: Pine Tree Air Freshener La. Fort Humbug: Scarf La. Possums Unlimited: Charm Bracelet Me. Holy Mackeral Tournament: Turtle Me. Moxie Festival: Commemorative Beer Mug Md. Accident City: Commemorative Spoon Md. Sowsbury 500 Pig Races: Tin of Meat By-Products Mass. Walden Pond: Frisbee Mass. Paper House: Poster Mich. Kitch-Iti-Kipi Great Water Spring: Toilet Bowl Ashtray Mich. Red Flannel Factory: Fuzzy Dice Minn. Mixed Bonspiel: Chattering Teeth Miss. Connelly's Tavern: Commemorative Coffee Mug Miss. Longwood Plantation: Confederate Flag Mo. Corncob Pipe Factory: Turtle Food Mo. Bowling Hall of Fame: Coconut Mont. Last Chance Gulch: Gold Buddha Mont. Territorial Prison: Handcuffs Neb. Museum of Roller Skating: Bronzed Baby Show Neb. Toadstool Park: Firefly Nightlight Nev. Gateway to Death Valley: Skull Keychain Nev. Christmas Tree Lighting: Plastic Orange N.H. Ponemah Bog: Plastic Orchid N.H. The Flume: Bobbing Bird N.J. Margate Elephant: Eyeball Keychain N.J. Wild West City: Oversized Silver Bullet N.M. Blue Hole: Mini-Outhouse N.M Chloride: Stuffed Armadillo N.Y. Oztown U.S.A.: Big Watch N.Y. The Catskills: Miniature Hotel N.C. Stone House: Troll Head N.C. Tweetzie Railroad: Plastic Pinecone N.D. U-R Next Barber Shop: Baseball Cap Ohio Sea World: Binoculars Ohio Return of the Buzzards to Hinckley: Rubber Chicken Ok. Paririe Dog Town: Plastic Fangs Ok. Lamb and Wool Show: Antler Head Band Oregon Vortex: X-Ray Specs Oregon Zigzag: Slinky Pa. Mister Ed's Elephant Museum: Thunderegg Pa. Rattlesnake Hunt: Rubber Worm R.I. Cliff Walk: Fake Coral R.I. Green Animals Topiary Garden: Miniature Saw & Log S.C. Balloon Boogie: Balloon S.C. Grand American Coon Hunt: Inflatable Palm Tree S.D. Dinobration: Plastic Dinosaur Tex. Cactusland: Cactus Tex. Old Rip the Horned Frog: Fake Lizardskin Purse Utah Old Ephraim's Grave: Miniature Bear Carving Va. Great Peanut Tour: Arrow Wash. Big Bottom Blast: Cowskin Wallet Wash. Turkey Walk Off: Fake Eagle Feather W. Va. Big Ugly Lake: Fish Skeleton Earrings W. Va. Paw Paw Tunnel: Handheld Videogame Machine Wis. Great Wall of China: Baseball Wis. Death's Door: Witch Hat Wyo. Devil's Tower: Voodoo Mask ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- APPENDIX B: COPYWRITE INFORMATION This walkthrough is (c)1999 Colin Snover. The "Are We There Yet" Travel Guide and Cluebook is (c)1991 Electronic Arts. "Are We There Yet" is (c)1991 Electronic Arts, but has been released under GNU. This walkthrough has been written EXCLUSIVELY for GameFAQs.com and may not be submitted to any other sites without permission from Colin Snover OR GameFAQs.com. 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