#21: Sheik (Princess Zelda) – Legend of Zelda
Fine, so maybe Zelda wasn’t at her hottest in her earliest incarnations, but that never seemed to slow down Link. Still, there’s no denying that the years were kind to this Princess. Plus, she kicks some serious booty in Super Smash Bros, and has the distinction of being the only player in that game that can transform between her two personas, with a different fighting style for each. We’re sure her Triforce of Wisdom comes in pretty handy when she wants to hit the clubs incognito without getting hit on all night, but she clearly has something going on underneath that disguise, because Link seems willing to do anything to get with this honey.
- Pink and white clothing
- Guys who will travel miles and face crazy odds just to get with her
- Dudes who dig Lyre music
- People who can’t appreciate multiple personality disorders
- Evil castles