#5: Joanna Dark – Perfect Dark
The play on words in the Perfect Dark series is not lost on us. The female protagonist’s last name is “Dark,” and she is… perfect. Joanna Dark is the perfect secret agent. She specializes in espionage, weapons, combat, and covert ops. Her nickname came by virtue of her error-free performance during her training. But would she also be the perfect girlfriend? We don’t see why not. She is, of course, at her hottest in Perfect Dark Zero. Even though we prefer her as a redhead (that’s two Gingers in a row, if you’re keeping track), she still looks plenty good as a brunette, and there are few video game characters who look as good as she does in her Wilma Deering-inspired body suit (Google it). When she was younger, she would often let her temper get the best of her, but as an adult, she’s surprisingly well adjusted. We’re not afraid of the Dark… we’re fans.
Turn Ons
- The Seattle Slayers
- Rock-climbing
- Grav boarding
Turn Offs
- Public schools
- Bullies
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